Vending Machine (Game)

[zen-r]

You get a vending machine so smart that it decides the human race is an obsolete model & tries to kill everyone.

I insert a tranquilliser.

 

[ichwar]

you get a tranquilized vending machine

I insert some music

 

[zen-r]

You get a tranquillised vending machine too asleep to hear the music, but have now also tranquillised the human race with the music.

I insert a time machine.

 

[ichwar]

you get sent forward in time a few million years and get eaten by a borg

I insert videoandaudio.co.uk

 

[zen-r]

The music in the vending machine becomes so amazing to listen to that everyone wakes up to enjoy it & see the amazing lighting effects.

I insert a bottle of borg vomit-inducer.

 

[ichwar]

you get a borg vomitting all over you

I insert freeciv

 

[Infinitalias]

u turned the vending machiene into a vendingmachien/super computer/ jukebox/ video game system!!! congradulations your the new Bill Gates

i insert the old bill gates

 

[ichwar]

you become Microsofts new CEO

I insert the old sid mier's civ

 

[Infinitalias]

YAY,,,, u get a new remake of civilization . entitled civilization 2012 extinction......
o ****


i insert homework

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get bored.

I insert the Simpsons.

 

[zen-r]

You get entertained.

I insert a large donut. Mmmmm donutssss.

 

[ichwar]

you get some doughy nuts.

I insert a mathematical formula

 

[zen-r]

You get a long discussion about it on the Good Joke thread.

I insert an infinite number of mathematicians.

 

[ichwar]

you get an infinite number of angry conversations on the impractical impossibility of infinity!

I insert the biggest word I know.

 

[zen-r]

You get a 2-letter word.

I insert a recent snowdrift.

 

[ichwar]

you get a sand-dune

I insert freeciv

 

[zen-r]

You get a red card for inserting that more than once.

I insert an amoeba.

 

[ichwar]

you get sick

I insert zen-r's avatar

 

[zen-r]

You get a lot of confused x10'ers who don't know what it represents.

I insert a penguin avatar-eating polar bear.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get nothing, as penguins and polar bears are on opposite sides of the world.

I insert a CD reader.