Vending Machine (Game)

[zen-r]

You get nothing, as the CD reader was dyslexic.

I insert a penguin avatar-eating polar bear that lives in the same cage as a penguin.

 

[ichwar]

you get a very hungy polar bear, because the bear eats avatars, and there was nothing but a penguin in his cage!
Edit:
I insert civ-online.com

 

[IonCannon218]

The machine spit it back at you hard.

I insert Windows Task Manager.

 

[zen-r]

You get a lot of people laughing hysterically, because we all know that Windows is un-manageable.

I insert 2 penguin avatars in a row (1 donated by ichwar, 1 donated by bnex10), with both penguins avatars looking very edible.

 

[jdw999]

You get tiny penguin-avatar droppings, which I insert into the machine.

 

[zen-r]

You get tiny penguin-avatar droppings, which then get re-hydrated with hot water, & then pop out of the machine as 2 fresh new penguin-avatars.

I insert a bendy bit of wire, to try & remove the contents of the vending machine without paying.

 

[Pi606]

You get arrested. :O

I insert the cop's spare pair of handcuffs.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get locked up.

I insert Windows Media Centre.

 

[zen-r]

You get a Terms of Use violation from Micro$oft.

I insert a 1970s electronic ping-pong console.

 

[ichwar]

you get outdated

I insert zen-r

 

[zen-r]

You get updated!

I insert ichwar.

 

[ichwar]

you get put on death row

I insert anything I can think of.

 

[federico_casares]

You get a punched in the face.

I insert 42 gold pieces.

 

[zen-r]

You get your first avatar to use on x10 forums.

I insert a long vending machine game thread.

 

[ichwar]

you get a vending machine that is too busy playing a long game to sell you anything else.
Edit:
I insert freebsd

 

[Infinitalias]

u gave the super advanced computer bent on destruction and beating civ , a new os


i insert vista * grins* MUAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ichwar]

you get a premium version of RedHat linux

I insert a cray super computer

 

[Infinitalias]

you get einsteins brain

i insert a midget with a red sharpy

 

[ichwar]

you get bitten

I insert microsofts live search perks program

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get Google.

I insert Google Earth 5.0's Ocean.