Vending Machine (Game)

[hopper]

you get a tragic role in a twisted story that has come to life that is supposed to be without an end
i insert princess tutu

 

[Smith6612]

You get nothing in return

I insert a crane.

 

[hopper]

you get a paper crane
i insert oragami paper

 

[Smith6612]

You get other art, along with Japan coming out.

I insert a paper clip.

 

[hopper]

the cd tray comes out
i insert a hacked firmware

 

[Smith6612]

You get hackers that want to steal your files.

I insert something too big for the vending machine.

 

[hopper]

you get crushed as the vending machine falls on you
in insert paramedics

 

[Smith6612]

You get loads of doctor tools.

I insert an elephant.

 

[Starshine]

You get loads of doctor tools.

I insert an elephant.

You get peanuts and dung.

I insert Quantum Leap.

 

[Smith6612]

You get some movies in return, and a starship.

I insert Corey.

 

[Starshine]

You get Prof. Pat Pending. from Wacky Races.

I insert 2166htims backwards.

 

[hopper]

you get a massive pile of goo
i put in a steam pipe

 

[Starshine]

you get a massive pile of goo
i put in a steam pipe

You get a steam sauna.

I insert hopper in the hopper. And a quarter in the slot.

 

[hopper]

the quarter went into the jukebox instead, the worst song ever created begins playing (use your imagination)
inserts some poisoned earplugs

 

[alexandgruntz]

Out comes your headphones.

I insert x10

 

[LHVWB]

Out comes the best webhost ever!

I insert internet explorer.

 

[dawmail333]

The vending machine breaks down. :hahano:

I insert a monkey wrench to fix it.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a broken vending machine.

I insert a new vending machine.

 

[alexandgruntz]

The old vending machine explodes, leaving only the new vending machine. (Let this be a lesson to you: never use IE!)

I insert Firefox into the new vending machine.

 

[Starshine]

The old vending machine explodes, leaving only the new vending machine. (Let this be a lesson to you: never use IE!)

I insert Firefox into the new vending machine.

Bill Gates comes out, looking angry and confused.

Bill Gates puts in a quarter ( He's depressed after losing the World's Richest Man title )