Vending Machine (Game)

[vTech]

The old vending machine explodes, leaving only the new vending machine. (Let this be a lesson to you: never use IE!)

I insert Firefox into the new vending machine.

The vending machine spits Firefox out and says

We only accept Safari

I insert Safari

 

[Starshine]

The vending machine spits Firefox out and says

I insert Safari

A lion comes out and eats you.

I insert the remains of vTech. ( And wonder how my answer was skipped? )

 

[hopper]

you get a steaming pile of nothing
i insert a hypercane

 

[alexandgruntz]

Out comes a candy cane.

I insert Norton.

 

[LHVWB]

Out comes a huge computer crash.

I insert AVG.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Out comes a better antivirus.

I insert avast.

 

[Starshine]

You get a pirate that looks like Johnny Depp.

I insert x10 staff.

 

[Smith6612]

You get x10 Forums.

I insert :drool:

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get in your face.

I insert :biggrin:

 

[Pi606]

You got a punch in the teeth.

I insert a virus.

 

[Smith6612]

You get the plague.

I insert 3.1415926...... (aka Pi).

 

[Pi606]

You get a buffer overflow.

I insert a buffer.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a flux capacitor.

I insert a laser.

 

[Pi606]

You get rejected.

I insert cake.

 

[Smith6612]

You get frosting out.

I insert an Oreo.

 

[Pi606]

You get a pre-chewed piece of gum.

I insert the frosting.

 

[Smith6612]

You get out slime.

I insert an iPod Touch.

 

[Pi606]

I get the iPod touch, you get an iHop. As in a pogostick made by Apple. Thanks!

I insert my flash drive.

 

[Daniel S]

You get all of your files printed out.

I insert my website (http://www.thecomputerforum.co.uk)

 

[Pi606]

You get ku.oc.murofretupmoceht.www//tth

I insert random.org