Vending Machine (Game)

[IonCannon218]

You get C-DOS (crap DOS (i just made that up))

I insert DDR ram

 

[Infinitalias]

you get alot of people that dont know what that is becauze they are loozers so they play some DDR ( THE RETARDED DANCE GAME)

i insert a nvidia graphics card

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get an ATi graphics card.

I insert blam58.

 

[steve mmi]

You get a 4-person boy-band, each of them wearing a "blam58" t-shirt, and none of whom can actually sing on key. Also, you get a "Managing Boy-Bands for Dummies" book. Also, you get a poison pill in a bottle labeled "LESS PAINFUL".

I insert my hand.

 

[zen-r]

You get a feeling of regret, coupled with a strange sense of blood loss & mangling of flesh.

I insert a new charity to raise money for steve mmi, the now asymmetric x10 member.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get someone with aspergur syndrome.

I insert Shortland Street.

 

[zen-r]

You get a local TV show that only alexandgruntz has heard of.

I insert ichwar (where is he?)

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get an x10 forums member.

I insert TVNZ.

 

[ichwar]

You get Google because I'm too lazy to use it to find out what TVNZ is.

I insert a sprained wrist that has kept me off the forums.

 

[zen-r]

You get Television New Zealand, I assume (based on the earlier posts - even I can work that one out ichwar )

I insert a voice recognition program that avoids you needing to type (welcome back!)

 

[ichwar]

you get an "error, dependincies not met" popup when ever you try to install it on linux.
Edit:
I insert a computer that won't run xp.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a computer that barely runs Windows 95.

I insert a system with 2 quad-core processors and 16GB of RAM, running Vista.

 

[zen-r]

You get a system that still can't get Vista to work properly (none can!)

I insert only half the correct change, & a swift but deadly kick to the bottom of the vending machine.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get crushed. (BTW, my computer runs Vista with no problems.)

I insert something.

 

[IonCannon218]

You get a package with a big red button on it, you presses the red button and an nuclear explosion decimates a mile around you. The vending machines survives the nuke.

I insert a button.

 

[zen-r]

You get the Sugababes singing "Push the...."

I insert.

 

[freenetter]

I withdraw an enormous package that I can barely tug out of the slot. It's all wrapped up in thick brown paper, and takes me like 5 minutes to open. Inside, there's nothing. I bang the vending machine in frustration - surely this is a mistake? But the machine refuses to divulge anything else - so this is what I was meant to get.

I scribbe a little note on a piece of scrap paper that says "This machine is dodgy, you'll never guess what comes next", wrap the note around a coin and shove it down the coin slot.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You cannot describe in words what comes out.

I insert a cat pushing a watermelon out of a lake.

 

[zen-r]

You get another entry into the weird world of alexandgruntz, GroundHog Day version.

I insert a dog to chase the cat.

 

[steve mmi]

You get a "kale"-place trophy for surrealism, with alexandgruntz's name inscribed on it. Curiously, the trophy both melts in your hand and is lighter than air.

I insert an "as originally vended" Coke, in glass bottle, and a bottle opener.