Vending Machine (Game)

[ichwar]

you get nothing

I insert 1333mhz DDR3 ram that I also just bought.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a Core i7.

I insert College Humor.

 

[Linkz0rs]

You get a bunch of people laughing

I insert a tornado.

 

[ichwar]

you get arrested for shop lifting.

I insert a Bull who's did too much charging after he got his credit card.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get the town of Bulls in New Zealand.

I insert the South Island, known in Maori as Te Wai Ponamu.

 

[ichwar]

You get North Island just south of Three Kings Island.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I insert what ichwar didn't.

 

[ichwar]

you get what I did insert

I insert what alexandgrunts didn't get.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get that item.

I insert Wellington.

 

[IonCannon218]

You get Wellington back since it wont fit in the machine.

I insert a Boeing 737 plane.

 

[ichwar]

you get a boeing 747 crashed in your backyard trampoline and your pool full of evacuees.

I insert the incredible 16 bit processor that could handle up to 64 mb of ram.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a 128 bit processor that can handle 2^128 bytes of RAM (about 3x10^26TB).

I insert Fitbit.

 

[ichwar]

you get a permanent ban for using wareseeker.

I insert the cool 8 mhz ram built by IBM in days long gone.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get cool 1333MHz DDR3 RAM which is cool in 2009.

I insert said RAM.

 

[zen-r]

You get a slurry of slimey silicon sick - because the machine is sick of eating all the RAM & CPUs you have been feeding it for the last couple of weeks.

I insert a stomach settling pill, a hot water bottle, & an anti-surge protector. "There you are you poor vending machine - you have a nice lie down for a bit....."

 

[ichwar]

you get barfed all over by the vending machine.

I insert my old ddr 400mhz ram that I upgraded from to my new ddr3 1333mhz ram.

 

[zen-r]

You get it back.

I insert a RAM-blocking filter.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get all the RAM ever inserted into this vending machine.

I insert a motherboard WITHOUT RAM or a CPU.

 

[ichwar]

you get an undefined error code and a motherboard tester

I insert Offense Failed
Attacker Defender
ichwar - MountainTops [49:86] kristov - Danestrange [73:18]
V. points 546 V. points 590
Damage 1,090.78 Damage 1,051.78
Casualties 8/13 Casualties 0/125
Experience
+ 3,088.65 + 2,835.92

my 13 soldiers did more damage than his 125 soldiers.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get killed.

I insert a piece of copper wire.