Vending Machine (Game)

[alexandgruntz]

It gets punctured.

I insert 7100.0.090421-1700_x64fre_client_en-us_retail_ultimate-grc1culxfrer_en_dvd.

 

[zen-r]

You get this link http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2009/05/05/windows_7_rc_broad_availability/ and become an unpaid beta test guinea pig victim for Micro$oft.

I insert a puncture repair kit.

 

[xaoskitty]

...whahahaa you get a skateboard wheel...

...i insert a nutcracker...

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get cracked.

I insert two monitors.

 

[zen-r]

They get cracked.

I insert a crack.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You crack.

I insert P.

 

[ichwar]

you get an invitation to teach at kindergarten.

I insert crossloop.

 

[zen-r]

You get some software I'd not heard of (& am now having a look at )

I insert Scroogle.

 

[ichwar]

you get some software I'd not heard of ($ am now having to look at )

I insert labnol.org

 

[zen-r]

(http://www.scroogle.org/ >>website)

You get lots of stuff.

I insert a beer

 

[ichwar]

you get drowned slugs

I insert a slug trap.

 

[zen-r]

You get a tug slap.

I insert a tapped slug.

 

[ichwar]

you get a slapped tug

I insert a slapped gut. :dunno:

 

[zen-r]

Lol. You get a gulped spat.

I insert a shell for the slug, entitled "DIY Snail Kit".

 

[ichwar]

you get a slug for the shell entitle DIY shell kit.

I insert a slug and a snail combined with detailed instructions as to how to put the snail into the hell.

 

[zen-r]

You get a confused vending machine.

I insert a very large shell for the slug, entitled "DIY Tortoise Kit".

 

[ichwar]

you get a slug trapped under a tortoise shell

I insert a slug sailing along in an over turned tortoise shell.

 

[zen-r]

You get another competitive slug in a tortoise shell, paddling up behind him & trying to overtake.

I insert an unmanned jet-ski.

 

[ichwar]

you get a capsized jet-ski

I insert a jet-ski repair man.

 

[zen-r]

You get a fixed jet-ski, but a drowning repair man.

I insert a slug in Speedos with a life ring, & the theme from Baywatch playing in the background.