Vending Machine (Game)

[ichwar]

you get a confused ichwar

I insert an electrified zen-r because of lightning coming out of both his ears and audio waves traveling inside his eyes.

 

[zen-r]

You get a electrified slug, pretending to be an electric eel.

I insert an angry eel.

 

[ichwar]

you get an eel that's been skinned, processed, cooked, seasoned, and ready to eat. :biggrin:

I insert an announcement that I'm leaving the office now and that you can post to your heart's delight.

 

[zen-r]

You get a "Phew!" sound from the vending machine, & it powers down for a while to recover.

I insert a "Do not Disturb" sign.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get disturbed anyway.

I insert Omegle.

 

[ichwar]

you get a ton of slugs that have just finally made their way back out of the vending machine

I insert some slug repellent.

 

[zen-r]

You get the last slug (in the Speedos) who had managed to stay inside until then.

I insert some penguin bait.

 

[ichwar]

you get a dead fish.

I insert a bottle of my newly invented Well Penguin® formula.

 

[zen-r]

You get the misunderstanding that "bait" meant "poison" rather than "lure".

I insert a bottle of "Aggressive Vending Machine" syrup.

 

[ichwar]

you get a vending machine attacking you and beating you up

I insert a vending machine soothing lotion.

 

[zen-r]

You get an angry machine that can't get the cap off its bottle of soothing lotion.

I insert a babies dummy (pacifier).

 

[ichwar]

you get a vending machine choking on a pacifier

I insert some anti choke lube.

 

[IonCannon218]

you get a vending machine that swallows the pacifier

i insert a dry ice bomb

 

[zen-r]

You can't, because the vending machine has started chasing you down the street.

I insert a chain, the other end of which is attached to the wall.

 

[IonCannon218]

You trip over the chain

I insert dry ice.

 

[zen-r]

The get a machine which has frozen to a stand-still, with only the power LED still blinking.

I insert a thermometer.

 

[ichwar]

you get frozen mercury.

I insert a smoke bomb.

 

[zen-r]

You get told to smoke outside.

I insert a stink bomb.

 

[ichwar]

you get told to use the restroom for relieving yourself.
Edit:
I insert a nightmare.

 

[zen-r]

You get the vending machine spitting ichwar (the nightmare) back out of the machine. :biggrin:

I insert a Tribble.