Vending Machine (Game)

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you get dry ice

I insert my patent that allows people to
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themselves away from oncoming vomit.
 

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You get free membership to the Magic Circle.

I insert ichwar >>
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You get someone who has leeched off my (leeched) smiley supply!
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I insert a leech.
 
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You get a vending machine smart enough to know when best to jam up, keep your money, & give you nothing.

I re-insert Chocolate Flavoured Chicken, now with added vitamins.
 

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you get a sick cow

I insert a broken harmonica.
 

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You get your mouth repaired, then the harmonica works again.

I insert a token for free, unlimited, lifetime use of the vending machine.
 

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you get it exchanged for a free unlimited lifetime used of zen-r token
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I insert MSVSEC#
 
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You get an explanation for what MSVSEC# was supposed to mean.

I insert a book entitled "Ichwar's Encyclopedia of Useless Computer Terminology".
 

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you get your brain wiped as if it were a harddrive.
 

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:drool:well, seeing that the last guy inserted nothing, so I insert a rusty nail..
it comes back out, I grab a hammer, smash it in, then leave a note that the machien is broken
 

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you get the machine shut down with an error beep proceeding from it at ironic intervals

I insert some "fix-it" gel.
 
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