Vending Machine (Game)

[ichwar]

you get dry ice

I insert my patent that allows people to

themselves away from oncoming vomit.

 

[zen-r]

You get free membership to the Magic Circle.

I insert ichwar >>

 

[ichwar]

you get eaten

I insert a guilotine.

 

[zen-r]

You get someone who has leeched off my (leeched) smiley supply!

I insert a leech.

 

[ichwar]

you get

I insert a :biggrin:

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get

I insert links.

 

[bardman]

You get http://forums.x10hosting.com and http://www.w3schools.com


I insert a Chocolate Flavoured Chicken . . .

 

[csleal]

you get nothing

I insert a computer

 

[zen-r]

You get a vending machine smart enough to know when best to jam up, keep your money, & give you nothing.

I re-insert Chocolate Flavoured Chicken, now with added vitamins.

 

[ichwar]

you get a sick cow

I insert a broken harmonica.

 

[zen-r]

You get your mouth repaired, then the harmonica works again.

I insert a token for free, unlimited, lifetime use of the vending machine.

 

[ichwar]

you get it exchanged for a free unlimited lifetime used of zen-r token
Edit:
I insert MSVSEC#

 

[zen-r]

You get ?

I insert Alt + F4.

 

[ichwar]

the vending machine closes.

I insert ?

 

[zen-r]

You get an explanation for what MSVSEC# was supposed to mean.

I insert a book entitled "Ichwar's Encyclopedia of Useless Computer Terminology".

 

[ichwar]

you get your brain wiped as if it were a harddrive.

 

[aaronj10]

:drool:well, seeing that the last guy inserted nothing, so I insert a rusty nail..
it comes back out, I grab a hammer, smash it in, then leave a note that the machien is broken

 

[alexandgruntz]

I replace the machine with my Lotto winnings, and insert Ctrl+F4.

 

[ichwar]

you get the machine shut down with an error beep proceeding from it at ironic intervals

I insert some "fix-it" gel.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You fix it.

I insert zen-r. :biggrin: