Vending Machine (Game)

[zen-r]

You get things.......not!
I insert a PillCam ESO.

 

[ichwar]

you get your hard drive completely filled up with thousands of useless pictures

I insert defraggler.

 

[zen-r]

You lose your frags.

I insert jkdefrag.

 

[ichwar]

you get an angry tux telling you that linux doesn't need a defrag.

I insert ubuntu.

 

[zen-r]

You get your O.S. bits doubled to 64.

I insert the absent alexandgruntz.

 

[ichwar]

you get you

I insert I

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get me. BTW I was stuck on dial-up all weekend as I was at my friend's place since Friday.

I insert said dial-up.

 

[Twinkie]

You get the *** executive who monopolized Florida into not using fiber optics.

I insert my head, then I get stuck.

 

[zen-r]

You get a machine which no-one can use because it jammed up with Twinkie's fat a$$ !

I insert a plunger, & start pumping on it.

 

[ichwar]

you get sucked in

I insert some machine dezenerizer.

 

[zen-r]

You get sucked in as well.

I can't insert anything, because I'm still inside the machine.

Help!

 

[ichwar]

I jump back out because zener's body is keeping me from being sucked too far in. I then grab a ramrod from a nearby artilleryman set to guard the machine and start ramming zener all the way into the machine so that it won't clog the opening any more.

 

[zen-r]

You get lot's of little zen-r's, dispensed with the coffees.

We insert an angry letter of complaint.

 

[ichwar]

you get fired

I insert the artilleryman

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get shot.

I insert service packs.

 

[zen-r]

You get upgrades which make bad software a little less bad.

I insert the worst software you've ever tried.

 

[ichwar]

you get windows

I insert some software that will make linux look just like OS X

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a crash.

I insert the next poster's favourite food.

 

[ichwar]

you get cheesecake

I insert alexwhogrunt's most hated food.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get nothing. :biggrin:

I insert ichwar's worst dream.