Vending Machine (Game)

[ichwar]

you get the world's most wonderful strawberries, predigested, straight from zen-r's stomach.

 

[zen-r]

I insert ichwar, for not remembering to insert anything.

 

[Zdroyd]

Ichwar gets a angered look by the people who hate people who do not remember to follow simple things.

I insert the US Economy.

 

[IonCannon218]

You get a stock market crash.

I insert a new sig.

 

[zen-r]

You get a new wig.

I insert a haircut.

 

[ichwar]

you get a cut up wig

I insert zen-r's avatar.

 

[yosakoithai]

thank

 

[ichwar]

ah, another spammer.

 

[zen-r]

No adverts? Strange. Perhaps he intends to add them to his sig when he has enough posts around the place. Probably just a noob who likes to post, but doesn't have anything to say!

I insert all noobs who don't have anything to say.

 

[ichwar]

you get yourself jumbled up with yosa and a few others.

I insert zen-rs weird avatar!

 

[zen-r]

You get an x10 member without an avatar, looking naked.

I insert ichwar's weider weirdy, weirdo avatar.

 

[ichwar]

you get your hard drive wiped and linux installed on your computer.

I insert a boot sector locker so that you can't remove linux or reinstall windows.

 

[zen-r]

You get a boot locker, which smells awful.

I insert some odour eaters.

 

[ichwar]

you get eaten

I insert some zener diodes.

 

[zen-r]

The vending machine gets its voltage clamped to a set level.

I insert a Schottky diode.

 

[ichwar]

you get the machine operating at several different voltages at the same time.

I insert

 

[zen-r]

You get

I insert

 

[ichwar]

you get

I insert a

 

[zen-r]

You get .

I insert

 

[ichwar]

you get nothing

I insert nothing.