Vending Machine (Game)

[ichwar]

you get banned

I insert an automatic banner.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You explode.

I insert 156.

 

[ichwar]

you get "error unknown object type"

I insert a defined object

 

[zen-r]

You get a definition of an object.

I insert www.dogpile.com

 

[ichwar]

you get an "error please use google instead"

I insert an
if (ichwar == good)
{
zen-r = good
}
else if(ichwar =! good)
{
zen-r = bad
}
else
{
ichwar = ok
zen-r = ok
}

statement

 

[zen-r]

You get a status quo.

I insert Status Quo.

 

[bardman]

You get:

... 2 minutes of dial tone followed by 6-months of "The number you dialled has not been recognised... please replace the handset and try again."


I insert your grandmother ...

 

[zen-r]

You get some vending machine drinks that have a long expiry date.

I insert an x10 noob.

 

[bardman]

You get a surprised look on your face when you find out he's older than you

I insert an Armadillo ...

 

[zen-r]

You get a hedgehog that prefers to play defensive rather than offensive.

I insert an x10 regular, that may be older than you think (noobism isn't age-related )

 

[bardman]

You get respect from an X10 noob ... and +10 on all Ability Checks

I insert Mr. Potatohead...

 

[zen-r]

You get Goodbye, Mr Chips.

I insert some salt & vinegar.

 

[ichwar]

you get pepper and mustard

I insert a seasoned veteran (ie. a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray.)

 

[zen-r]

Hehe. You get Hehe.

I insert a seasoned veterinarian.

 

[ichwar]

you get sick animals who have no one to attend to them

I insert a cannibal who likes his food well seasoned. :biggrin:

 

[zen-r]

You get a cannibal who gets eaten by his food.

I insert a "Beware of the Hungry Food" sign.

 

[ichwar]

you get some hungry food trying to eat you

I insert a can of 'food-dehungrifier'

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get eaten by the drinks.

I insert hungry drinks.

 

[ichwar]

you get some drunk hungries!

I insert some 'drink-dehungrifier'

 

[zen-r]

You get dehydrated drink.

I insert a patent for dehydrated water.