Vending Machine (Game)

[ichwar]

You get your jaws stuck tight with peanut butter. (a hilarious poem from Where the Sidewalk Ends)

I insert an extra sticky peanut butter sandwich.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Your tongue gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

I insert my new phone! :biggrin:

 

[zen-r]

(very foolish of you, alexandgruntz, because now) you get a short-circuited phone, stuck to the inside of the vending machine.

I insert a 130dB high-pitched noise that only pesky teenagers can hear.

 

[ichwar]

You hear it loud and clear. (I heard nothing)

I insert a zener-phone-crumbulator that will attempt to crumble up zener's phone so that he'll have the sense to go out and buy something more up-to-date, like an iphone.

 

[zen-r]

You get nothing because my phone wasn't in the vending machine with that crumbulator (& who wants/ can afford/ is so wasteful as to keep replacing their old mobile phone with a new one, anyway? Especially as my current one is still better specified than most other phones on the market).

I insert an ichwar de-inventor.

 

[ichwar]

You get nothing because I wasn't in the vending machine with the ichwar de-inventor.

I insert zen-r's obstinacy to admit the truth about his phone.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a Nokia N97. :biggrin:

I insert some chips.

 

[zen-r]

I dive in after them, with a bottle of ketchup in my hand. (translation: chips = French Fries)

I insert some salt & vinegar.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get chicken chips. When I said chips, I meant the electronic kind.

I insert Firefox 3.5.

 

[ichwar]

You get firefox 1.0 beta!

 

[alexandgruntz]

I insert what ichwar was supposed to insert.

 

[ParallelLogic]

You got ripped off

I insert the environment

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get pollutants.

I insert the holidays.

 

[zen-r]

you get bored.

i insert a red hot chilli pepper.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get burned.

I insert the mobile website I'm coding.

 

[Twinkie]

You get a high power server on wheels.

I insert a open source windows (I wish).

 

[zen-r]

You get closed source Linux.

I insert an open sauce ketchup bottle.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get an open lid tomato sauce bottle.

I insert my cPanel password which I seem to have forgotten.

 

[Twinkie]

You get your account jacked by the vending machine maintenance (which is pretty overworked by all the crap you guys put in the machine ).

I insert identity theft.

 

[ichwar]

You get Life Lock

I insert 457-55-5462