Vending Machine (Game)

[alexandgruntz]

You get mentally fixed.

I insert my temporary dual-monitor setup.

 

[zen-r]

You get double-vision.

I insert a quad dlp projector setup.

 

[Infinitalias]

u get a theater inside the machiene and it dispences a old black and white movie

i insert rightguard extreme ( proven to act under the hottest conditions )

 

[Parsa44]

You get a soft material that smells bad.

I insert stick of plutonium

 

[Pi606]

You get blown up.

I insert a Barrel Roll.

 

[Parsa44]

The barrel roll ends up being full of infectious parasites.

I insert a pound coin!

 

[bubka3]

You are arrested for making a heavy coin.

I insert a Ban Hammer.

 

[IonCannon218]

You get banned.

I insert a confused person.

 

[zen-r]

You get uhmmm someone, uhmm maybe me, urr I dunno, where am I ?

I insert dehydrated water.

 

[Parsa44]

You get hydrated water.

I dont insert anything!

 

[IonCannon218]

You just die because you are required to put in something into the vending machine.

I insert Facebook

 

[ichwar]

you get executed

I insert c#

 

[IonCannon218]

You get executed. (both run on computer and killed)

I insert an asshole

 

[ichwar]

you get a drunk

I insert c++

 

[IonCannon218]

You get executed again.

I insert a Decompression bomb.

Tarbomb: Someone asks you to extract a tar archive into an existing directory. This tar archive can be crafted to explode into a million files, or inject files into the system by guessing filenames. You should make the habit of decompressing tars inside a cleanly made directory

Decompression bomb: Someone asks you to extract an archive which appears to be a small download. In reality it's highly compressed data and will inflate to hundreds of GB's, filling your hard drive. You should not touch data from an untrusted source

 

[ichwar]

lol

the vending machine bloats out to 5 times it's size, and then bursts, spewing data all over you.

 

[IonCannon218]

You forgot to insert something.

 

[ichwar]

I couldn't, the vending machine is broken now. Remember?

 

[IonCannon218]

You could have fixed/replaced/steal stuff from/etc it

I insert a fix-it-thingy that fixes the machine back to factory shipped condition

 

[ichwar]

but you get a voided warranty notice

I insert a lubricant