Vending Machine (Game)

[aaronj10]

I kick the Machine 12 times and look like an ideot.

Then stick my pen in the slot to see it makes a diffrence.

 

[mattura]

You get a used tissue.

I insert a flip flop

 

[Twinkie]

You get Miami.

I insert a gumball.

 

[ichwar]

You get a fee for clogging the machine.

I insert a solvent.

 

[zen-r]

You get solved vents.

I insert some patented vending machine turbo-charging liquid.

 

[ichwar]

You get a vending machine turned into a tesla tower!

I insert Nicola Tesla (who had a birthday yesterday)

 

[alexandgruntz]

The vending machine refuses to accept people who have had a birthday recently.

That said, I throw ichwar and zen-r into the vending machine. :biggrin:

 

[adamparkzer]

You get 2K+ posts on the x10Forums. That's about 8 times as many as I have. -.-

I insert the letter Y.

 

[ichwar]

You get the letter X!

I throw alexwhogrunts into the vending machine after zen-r.

 

[zen-r]

You get a new world evolving inside the machine, & the outside world, which only has ichwar left in it, becomes dull & tedious.

I insert a sign which says "Will the last person to leave the old world & enter the vending machine, please turn out the light!"

 

[adamparkzer]

You get a blackout inside the machine, while the last person forgets to turn off the light outside.

I insert a matchbox.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get your house burned down.

I insert several locked topics in Off Topic.

 

[adamparkzer]

You get Kayos on a roll!

I insert a 64-bit OS.

 

[zen-r]

You get 64 useless bits of an OS.

I insert an OS that's in one piece.

 

[ichwar]

You get a fragmented windows installation.

I insert the amazing linux ext file system that never needs to be defragmented.

 

[mattura]

You get a compatibility issue with Wine

I insert proprietary software (in the hope that it will get cracked/mangled)

 

[ichwar]

You get buggy .exe packages that you really need to install but there's no way you can fix them to make them installable.

I insert mono. The best windows emulator ever coded.

 

[zen-r]

Edit : I typed this before speedy ichwar got his post in first!

You get a confused vending machine which now prints pictures of coffee instead of dispensing it in cups.

I insert a cloned inkjet refill.

 

[ichwar]

You get ink sprayed all over you when someone tries to use the refill and finds out it's a fake.

I insert that lovely photograph of you.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get that ugly photo of ichwar!

I insert Dell.