Why Do Teacher's Get sTRESSED OUT
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Those writing assignments are a scream! "Not money is not money" lol
I think you forgot to label ichwar's name on all the assignments.. hehehe
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Rofl !
No, actually they can't be ichwar's - the spelling's too good.
I haven't seen those essays before, thanks for the post. (though I already posted those maths papers myself some months ago in this forum - & they were already old news to most people then!)
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I've seen things very similar, and I found this one to be exceptionally funny:
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
Dear Michael,
Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely,
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C
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His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
Dear Michael,
Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely,
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C
Click Here for the Original Publication
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Teachers don't get stressed looked through all this.
They get amused (if not laugh), then fail the student (if he/she merits that grade anyway).
They get amused (if not laugh), then fail the student (if he/she merits that grade anyway).
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I agree, I would love to have students like this if I were ever to become a teacher. I think teachers get more stressed reading and grading twenty-page papers instead of reading hilarious and "inappropriate" short essays.
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Hah, never seen that...feel free to show us it : )
All of these are pretty funny. Especially the reply the teacher gave to the person who answered all C's.
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Someone copied it from you and put it up on the Internets! :biggrin:
one of the english paper belongs to my friend, he writes pathetic english as well as hindi. ill post some of his compositions ( english and some his translated work hindi to english ) later after i find them in my old 6th grade classes.
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thanks i enjoyed the post
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lol