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  1. mattura

    Guess Who Posts Next

    Nah, I leave my startup folder blissfully empty, so I can get up and going quicker... Edit: I guess someone who has soldered electronics
  2. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get a snotty nose. I insert a bacterium
  3. mattura

    game: kill the above user

    Father Christmas, on his way round, drops a bicycle from the sky, landing on your head, slipping over your neck and pinning you to the ground, where you lie stuck until savage wolves eat you alive.
  4. mattura

    Guess Who Posts Next

    Yeah I suppose...sometimes... I guess someone who has a new phone
  5. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    1809
  6. mattura

    game: kill the above user

    You diagnose yourself with depression, and commit suicide
  7. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get zapped on your tongue! I insert a siege defence flash game
  8. mattura

    How to get number of uploaded bytes in php

    Sorry to re-ignite this issue, but I found an APC call in php>5.2 that does in fact have an indicator of how much of a file has been uploaded so far, allowing a php progress indicator! See the link: http://docs.php.net/manual/en/apc.configuration.php#ini.apc.rfc1867
  9. mattura

    A belated introduction

    "I see he has a sense of humour. I likes that." !!!
  10. mattura

    Social: FaceBook VS MySpace VS LiveJournal VS Others

    omg, lol!:laugh: Edit: ...sorry, just had to! I don't like the new "suggestions" feature - I have 17 "friends" on facebook and facebook repeatedly tells them all to "find me more friends". I object to that! I don't want a website to tell my friends that I'm a bit of a loner! Also...
  11. mattura

    Guess Who Posts Next

    Nope, sorry I guess gsonline
  12. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    1803
  13. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    Yeah 1801
  14. mattura

    game: kill the above user

    But you become sexually active with a hepatitis-ridden whore... and you die
  15. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    1799 - come on... the big one next
  16. mattura

    Guess Who Posts Next

    Nope I guess someone who is listening to Christmas music right now
  17. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get laid I insert a cheesecake
  18. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    1795 it is then...
  19. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get a PP7 I insert a Makarov
  20. mattura

    Guess Who Posts Next

    Who can tell...? (ooooh mysterious!) I guess someone who reads their star-sign/zodiac/fortune
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