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  1. mattura

    Guess Who Posts Next

    Nope, I'm not fussed about either of those games... I guess someone who has a "friend" they wish was "more than a friend"
  2. mattura

    game: kill the above user

    You take one look at the shrivelled fat people and die of shock and disgust!
  3. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get a picture of a 10-car pile-up. I insert a 12-sided die
  4. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    1780 was a while back
  5. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    1773 green bottles getting zapped off the wall with my laser beam
  6. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get run over by said bus (oops, this is not the kill the above user thread...ah well!) I insert the Count to 1 Million thread
  7. mattura

    game: kill the above user

    Убью тебя переводчиком (I kill you by means of the translator) I kill you in Russian, in honour of Google's new translator thingy http://translate.google.co.uk/?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&sl=ru&tl=en# Not perfect yet, but pretty good! And you can hear the result!
  8. mattura

    Guess Who Posts Next

    nope (how old school did you mean anyway?!) I guess someone who likes metal (music or substance)
  9. mattura

    Guess Who Posts Next

    Nope I guess someone who is going to eat in the next hour
  10. mattura

    game: kill the above user

    Your big brain causes you to lose balance and fall in front of a train and die
  11. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get a pint of Guinness! I insert a Duplo figurine
  12. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    1771 minutes is about twice as long as I've been playing COD so far...
  13. mattura

    Guess Who Posts Next

    programming - yes, java - no I guess someone who is interested in girls(!)
  14. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get Spelly! I insert a wave
  15. mattura

    game: kill the above user

    Luckily, the butcher comes early and slices them open, allowing me to emerge, and due to my unusual resistance to stomach acids, relatively unscathed. However, when I smear you with those acids, you dissolve away...
  16. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    Wow, is anyone still playing this?
  17. mattura

    2012 Movie out today

    I saw it and although I was expecting just another disaster movie, it was better than I thought it would be. It certainly has some comedy moments - Schwarzenegger on TV, the Queen and corgis, the stereotypical Russian oligarch, the mad hippy... In fact, I thought the best part was when the boy...
  18. mattura

    Guess Who Posts Next

    Nope, at least, not that site... I guess someone who has forgotten something today
  19. mattura

    game: kill the above user

    Hmm... I overfeed you those animal food pellets you get at "feed the animals" farms and your belly splits
  20. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get a weird sense of self loathing... I insert my hair
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