"Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did."
"I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."
"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce."
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
- all Groucho Marx