Corny Pick up lines

[the_site]

Post your all time favorite pick up line here, hey I might use one.

" If you were a booger, I would pick you. "

 

[vekou]

Hi, if we were to play any game, I wouldn't choose Hide and Seek, because a girl like you is impossible to find.

 

[garrettroyce]

I hope I have my library card, because I am checkin' you out

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day

 

[PhantomChick]

Did you fall from Heaven? Because that would explain your face.

 

[Hauzer]

I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock. Na, jokes.

Here's a real one:

I only thought of you once ... I just never stopped.

 

[vekou]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'll put U and I together.

 

[dariusdr]

Nice pick up lines here. Good for a smile or a laugh.

 

[fguy64]

"You realize that you're giving me ideas?"

If she says "What kind of ideas?" you're home free.
Edit:

Post your all time favorite pick up line here, hey I might use one.

" If you were a booger, I would pick you. "

I'm gonna try that one of these days, just for a laugh.

 

[dhruv227]

Is your dad a terrorist ? Cuz a terrorist can make a such bomb

 

[the_site]

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

 

[leafypiggy]

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

 

[mjserv]

"If i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" -- Fresh Prince

 

[zen-r]

"If i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" -- Fresh Prince

Actually, that's a mis-quote from the Bellamy Brothers song, 1979;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_I_Said_You_Had_a_Beautiful_Body_Would_You_Hold_It_Against_Me


http://fr.truveo.com/Bellamy-Brothers-If-I-Said-You-Had-A-Beautiful/id/143867199

 

[rumblebear]

"Does this smell like Chloroform...?"

 

[pikifab]

"Does this smell like Chloroform...?"

omgroflmao

 

[zen-r]

"Does this smell like Chloroform...?"

Yikes!

I guess, if you're prepared to say that, you could equally say....

"Does this taste of Rohypnol?" :eek4:

 

[fguy64]

"If i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" -- Fresh Prince

That one is really lame. I think I'd rather tell a girl "If you were a booger, I'd pick you"

 

[zen-r]

That one is really lame. I think I'd rather tell a girl "If you were a booger, I'd pick you"

Note the thread's title : Corny Pick up lines

I think "really lame" is what you're going to get here.

 

[fguy64]

Note the thread's title : Corny Pick up lines

I think "really lame" is what you're going to get here.

Seeing as how you mentioned it, i see a difference between corny and lame. Most of the lines in this thead are at least good for a chuckle. The beautiful body line is just "straight out of Reader's Digest" lame and would get you nothing but contempt if you ever used it on a woman with half a brain.

 

[the_site]

Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!