Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but by one kilometre per hour.

I wish that Switched On Gardner (Google it) exploded.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but it covers you with leaves and grass

I wish that I had six fingers

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but one of them is a thumb!

I wish that Thunderbird on my netbook worked without slowing down the entire computer.

 

[jasnk]

Granted, but you can only use it for five minutes, then it crashes and you must wait 3 days before you can use it again for another five minutes and so on.

I wish learning mandarin wasn't as hard as it is.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but your brain explodes.

I wish that Formspring didn't end up spamming people's Twitter pages.

 

[jasnk]

granted but instead, it spams your email account and facebook notifications

i wish that someone would rep me :'(

 

[mattura]

Granted, as soon as you write a great post

I wish that nobody went fishing

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, now you don't have any food.

I wish that I had something to wish for.

 

[jasnk]

Granted. You wish for something random you like it, but then you start to hate it.

I wish Mattura hadn't inserted me into the vending machine (even though it was my fault in the first place...

 

[includes]

Granted, but you can't spend any of it

 

[jasnk]

I wish that includes had wished for something.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but next time start a new thread (hence the season 4 label).

I wish that Auckland's EMUs were built in NZ.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but they are not suitable for Aukland

I wish that a lack of wishes didn't result in a needless new thread

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but I'm here.

I wish that The Simpsons would download faster.

 

[mattura]

Granted but somebody DRMs it so you can't watch.

I wish that William Hague hadn't said good morning to me yesterday...

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, instead he says good afternoon.

I wish that people knew what Goofy was.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but only in your imagination

I wish that everyone else was poorer (economics, don't you know?!)

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but inflation goes down so their money is still worth the same amount.

I wish that I didn't have exams.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but you have interviews, assessment days and aptitude tests, which you fail miserably at (am I just guessing? or resulting? who knows...?)

I wish that everyone was able to understand fully the true meaning of the above sentence

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, all except yourself!

I wish that life was perfect.