Forum Game <Story>

[masshuu]

Once there was a lady called Roxanne who loved to shop in malls. One day she was looking for a fedora hat, so she went home to sleep. It eventually stuck her that Fedora hats couldn't be found in the malls, and she had to shop on teh internets. With her dial-up, she went shopping on TradeMe, where each page took 5 years to load. After 30 years she finally realised that she needed a new computer.

She went to the mall to find out that it had closed after 30 years so she went back to her crappy computer to find a new one on TradeMe. 30 Years after she had finally managed to order a new one she was so old so she didn't know how to use the new modern comp so she still use her old comp. 30 years later again she managed to sell the modern comp on ebay, at this time she is now 120 years old, so she thought stuff the hat I should be looking for coffins online. So the lady went again on TradeMe and found that her ISP had closed down and that she was going to lose her internet in a few hours. She paniced, she grabbed her wallet and began to look for a high speed provider, as she was sitting around too long waiting for stuff to load. However, before she could do that, she died of ovarian cancer. It was a very sad and painful death with a lot of screaming. Her Husband also died from ovarian cancer.

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[Dan]

Once there was a lady called Roxanne who loved to shop in malls. One day she was looking for a fedora hat, so she went home to sleep. It eventually stuck her that Fedora hats couldn't be found in the malls, and she had to shop on teh internets. With her dial-up, she went shopping on TradeMe, where each page took 5 years to load. After 30 years she finally realised that she needed a new computer.

She went to the mall to find out that it had closed after 30 years so she went back to her crappy computer to find a new one on TradeMe. 30 Years after she had finally managed to order a new one she was so old so she didn't know how to use the new modern comp so she still use her old comp. 30 years later again she managed to sell the modern comp on ebay, at this time she is now 120 years old, so she thought stuff the hat I should be looking for coffins online. So the lady went again on TradeMe and found that her ISP had closed down and that she was going to lose her internet in a few hours. She paniced, she grabbed her wallet and began to look for a high speed provider, as she was sitting around too long waiting for stuff to load. However, before she could do that, she died of ovarian cancer. It was a very sad and painful death with a lot of screaming. Her Husband also died from ovarian cancer. Up in heaven, or where ever she went, she had a super

 

[alexandgruntz]

Once there was a lady called Roxanne who loved to shop in malls. One day she was looking for a fedora hat, so she went home to sleep. It eventually stuck her that Fedora hats couldn't be found in the malls, and she had to shop on teh internets. With her dial-up, she went shopping on TradeMe, where each page took 5 years to load. After 30 years she finally realised that she needed a new computer.

She went to the mall to find out that it had closed after 30 years so she went back to her crappy computer to find a new one on TradeMe. 30 Years after she had finally managed to order a new one she was so old so she didn't know how to use the new modern comp so she still use her old comp. 30 years later again she managed to sell the modern comp on ebay, at this time she is now 120 years old, so she thought stuff the hat I should be looking for coffins online. So the lady went again on TradeMe and found that her ISP had closed down and that she was going to lose her internet in a few hours. She paniced, she grabbed her wallet and began to look for a high speed provider, as she was sitting around too long waiting for stuff to load. However, before she could do that, she died of ovarian cancer. It was a very sad and painful death with a lot of screaming. Her Husband also died from ovarian cancer. Up in heaven, or where ever she went, she had a super time using her heavenly broadband at a speed of

(By the way, if you don't know what TradeMe is, it's a New Zealand auction site. )

 

[Dee30]

Once on the hill there was an apple standing on its legs. It was on the dead stump of its parent tree. It was crying mournfully over the death of its fellow Granny Smith apples.seing this one small orange told that he soon would rule the earth and kill all tv's

 

[pgames]

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(Dee30 u were supposed to work with the current story... Not the old one)

Once there was a lady called Roxanne who loved to shop in malls. One day she was looking for a fedora hat, so she went home to sleep. It eventually stuck her that Fedora hats couldn't be found in the malls, and she had to shop on teh internets. With her dial-up, she went shopping on TradeMe, where each page took 5 years to load. After 30 years she finally realised that she needed a new computer.

She went to the mall to find out that it had closed after 30 years so she went back to her crappy computer to find a new one on TradeMe. 30 Years after she had finally managed to order a new one she was so old so she didn't know how to use the new modern comp so she still use her old comp. 30 years later again she managed to sell the modern comp on ebay, at this time she is now 120 years old, so she thought stuff the hat I should be looking for coffins online. So the lady went again on TradeMe and found that her ISP had closed down and that she was going to lose her internet in a few hours. She paniced, she grabbed her wallet and began to look for a high speed provider, as she was sitting around too long waiting for stuff to load. However, before she could do that, she died of ovarian cancer. It was a very sad and painful death with a lot of screaming. Her Husband also died from ovarian cancer. Up in heaven, or where ever she went, she had a super time using her heavenly broadband at a speed of light! Her connection was so fast that she could

 

[masshuu]

Once there was a lady called Roxanne who loved to shop in malls. One day she was looking for a fedora hat, so she went home to sleep. It eventually stuck her that Fedora hats couldn't be found in the malls, and she had to shop on teh internets. With her dial-up, she went shopping on TradeMe, where each page took 5 years to load. After 30 years she finally realised that she needed a new computer.

She went to the mall to find out that it had closed after 30 years so she went back to her crappy computer to find a new one on TradeMe. 30 Years after she had finally managed to order a new one she was so old so she didn't know how to use the new modern comp so she still use her old comp. 30 years later again she managed to sell the modern comp on ebay, at this time she is now 120 years old, so she thought stuff the hat I should be looking for coffins online. So the lady went again on TradeMe and found that her ISP had closed down and that she was going to lose her internet in a few hours. She paniced, she grabbed her wallet and began to look for a high speed provider, as she was sitting around too long waiting for stuff to load. However, before she could do that, she died of ovarian cancer. It was a very sad and painful death with a lot of screaming. Her Husband also died from ovarian cancer. Up in heaven, or where ever she went, she had a super time using her heavenly broadband at a speed of light! Her connection was so fast that she could download all the porn in the world in a second while

 

[alexandgruntz]

Once there was a lady called Roxanne who loved to shop in malls. One day she was looking for a fedora hat, so she went home to sleep. It eventually stuck her that Fedora hats couldn't be found in the malls, and she had to shop on teh internets. With her dial-up, she went shopping on TradeMe, where each page took 5 years to load. After 30 years she finally realised that she needed a new computer.

She went to the mall to find out that it had closed after 30 years so she went back to her crappy computer to find a new one on TradeMe. 30 Years after she had finally managed to order a new one she was so old so she didn't know how to use the new modern comp so she still use her old comp. 30 years later again she managed to sell the modern comp on ebay, at this time she is now 120 years old, so she thought stuff the hat I should be looking for coffins online. So the lady went again on TradeMe and found that her ISP had closed down and that she was going to lose her internet in a few hours. She paniced, she grabbed her wallet and began to look for a high speed provider, as she was sitting around too long waiting for stuff to load. However, before she could do that, she died of ovarian cancer. It was a very sad and painful death with a lot of screaming. Her Husband also died from ovarian cancer. Up in heaven, or where ever she went, she had a super time using her heavenly broadband at a speed of light! Her connection was so fast that she could download all the porn in the world in a second while she was updating Firefox, shopping on TradeMe, eBay, and every other shopping site, as well as making a call on Skype, chatting on Google Talk, running Windows Update, downloading Vista SP1, downloading the Internet, and stream HD movies live while watching TV over the net.

Happy now? :biggrin:

 

[Smith6612]

Once there was a lady called Roxanne who loved to shop in malls. One day she was looking for a fedora hat, so she went home to sleep. It eventually stuck her that Fedora hats couldn't be found in the malls, and she had to shop on teh internets. With her dial-up, she went shopping on TradeMe, where each page took 5 years to load. After 30 years she finally realised that she needed a new computer.

She went to the mall to find out that it had closed after 30 years so she went back to her crappy computer to find a new one on TradeMe. 30 Years after she had finally managed to order a new one she was so old so she didn't know how to use the new modern comp so she still use her old comp. 30 years later again she managed to sell the modern comp on ebay, at this time she is now 120 years old, so she thought stuff the hat I should be looking for coffins online. So the lady went again on TradeMe and found that her ISP had closed down and that she was going to lose her internet in a few hours. She paniced, she grabbed her wallet and began to look for a high speed provider, as she was sitting around too long waiting for stuff to load. However, before she could do that, she died of ovarian cancer. It was a very sad and painful death with a lot of screaming. Her Husband also died from ovarian cancer. Up in heaven, or where ever she went, she had a super time using her heavenly broadband at a speed of light! Her connection was so fast that she could download all the porn in the world in a second while she was updating Firefox, shopping on TradeMe, eBay, and every other shopping site, as well as making a call on Skype, chatting on Google Talk, running Windows Update, downloading Vista SP1, downloading the Internet, and stream HD movies live while watching TV over the net.

The End.



Time to make a new story! Someone start it off.

 

[TheQuantinuum]

In the Beginning,

 

[alexandgruntz]

In the Beginning, was the Word.

 

[galaxyAbstractor]

In the Beginning, was the Word. The word of silence.

 

[masshuu]

In the Beginning, was the Word. The word of silence. The word of Pie.

 

[Smith6612]

In the Beginning, was the Word. The word of silence. The word of Pie. It was a chocolate pie...

 

[gnowxilef]

Once there was a guy who goes to school

 

[masshuu]

...
In the Beginning, was the Word. The word of silence. The word of Pie. It was a chocolate pie... This pie was filled with creamy

 

[alexandgruntz]

In the Beginning, was the Word. The word of silence. The word of Pie. It was a chocolate pie... This pie was filled with creamy chocolate cream, made specially by

 

[masshuu]

In the Beginning, was the Word. The word of silence. The word of Pie. It was a chocolate pie... This pie was filled with creamy chocolate cream, made specially by Corey, its secret ingredient was

 

[Zdroyd]

In the Beginning, was the Word. The word of silence. The word of Pie. It was a chocolate pie... This pie was filled with creamy chocolate cream, made specially by Corey, its secret ingredient was his crap. But this did not mater because he was God, and God can

(LOL Hopefuly that does not insault anyone!)

 

[masshuu]

In the Beginning, was the Word. The word of silence. The word of Pie. It was a chocolate pie... This pie was filled with creamy chocolate cream, made specially by Corey, its secret ingredient was his crap. But this did not mater because he was God, and God can lick his toes.

 

[alexandgruntz]

In the Beginning, was the Word. The word of silence. The word of Pie. It was a chocolate pie... This pie was filled with creamy chocolate cream, made specially by Corey, its secret ingredient was his crap. But this did not mater because he was God, and God can lick his toes. God's waste also tastes pleasantly like