In the Beginning, was the Word. The word of silence. The word of Pie. It was a chocolate pie... This pie was filled with creamy chocolate cream, made specially by Corey, its secret ingredient was his crap. But this did not mater because he was God, and God can lick his toes. God's waste also tastes pleasantly like cake. God got board so he desided to create the 7 days of no light so he could go to sleep. In this sleep a little girl said "Why is it so dark?!" Gods response in this dream was "STFU, you little girl!".
The little girl cried. All she wanted was some light so she could play outside. The gods wouldn't give in, and the girl knew how to force the gods to do something; stop believing in them. God was enraged so much that he sent the big bad thunderstorm to scare her, but she still wouldn't believe. So the girl decided to tell her god to STFU and pawn someone else. Well, her god stabed the girl over the internet in the face with a knife. Everyone on the internet found out and began making fun of the little girl, because of what god had done and they were idiot people.
3 thousand miles to the east there was a small boy who felt sorry for the little girl, so he decided to
