Once there was an acorn. This acorn was the acorn of the biggest tree in the world, but that tree was destroyed by the mystical magician of the mailable metals which were sent all around the city of Papakura, located in the realm of far far away New Zealand, which is in the South east world of death and pineapples. Above this realm was a floating jar of moldy toast. This moldy toast was also covered in butter that was a billion years old and had been transported from the land of buttoniefenjaying. But in a billion, trillion years time this floating jar of moldy toast will fall from the sky, causing implosion of Earth, thus causing us to have to relocate to another planet. That planet was named omega 6, and is the final resting place of the human race. It took over 4 years to bring back our technology to that planet. Fortunately humans mutated and changed enough to be able to withstand more planet's environments. This allowed them to do things we never wanted to be able to do. Like morphing into other things, turning invisible, and rapidly changing our shape. The humans thought about it and weren't sure why it was bad. That was really really really cool! A lot of people had always dreamed of having "superpowers", and now they did! However, one group didn't like these changes, so they got together the smartest people in the new planet, who were candy, and changed everyone back to normal. Then, everyone gathered for a civilzation meeting. Everyone was informed that they shouldn't use their powers. A great cry went up; "WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA t?" shouted the crowd? Birds, elephants, and people all started to run out, screaming in sheer disbelief. Outside, they were shocked to run into Bill Gates, who was for the new superpowers of the new humans, so to help the people he decided to sell them proprietary superpowers, unfortunately this gave them all viruses and everyone died. Luckily some people were using linux superpowers, this meant that