Forum Game <Wish>

[Starshine]

Granted. You lose everything, your possessions, your value, etc. Everything.

Well, since you've lost everything I can't think of any ways to make it worse

I wish I did have something cool to drink right now. It's so hot!

Granted, but it has the opposite effect and just makes you even hotter.

I wish, to have no more wishes.

 

[Smith6612]

You get no more wishes that you don't play in this topic anymore.

I wish that I could have a thunderstorm right now.

 

[megaman4278]

Granted. You get hit by lightning soon after the storm starts.

I wish all my succeeding wishes in this thread were misfortune-free. :naughty:

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, except for this one, so you shoot yourself.

I wish for world peace, especially in Tibet.

 

[Smith6612]

World peace comes but people are ordered to have to remove all weapons from everywhere and destroy them.

I wish for some credits.

 

[megaman4278]

Granted!

But you have to pay me double back. :hahano:

I wish he'd pay me triple though. :hahano:

 

[Smith6612]

I pay you triples but you forgot that you paid be quadruples

I wish that I could have FiOS now.

 

[zapperpost]

You get FiOS, but it's not $42.99. It's $2500 per month.

I wish Adobe closed down.

 

[kkenny]

Adobe Closed down, but they gave all their stuff to Apple to resell.

I wish I had nothing.

 

[QuwenQ]

Adobe Closed down, but they gave all their stuff to Apple to resell.

I wish I had nothing.

Granted. And then you get a computer with Vista.

I wish for a fish on my dish.

 

[Smith6612]

Fish become extinct.

I wish for some cookies.

 

[QuwenQ]

Fish become extinct.

I wish for some cookies.

You get cookies.

Infected with Salmonella.

I wish for a fish on my dish.

 

[Smith6612]

Fish become extinct again.

I wish for Cream of Chicken Soup.

 

[QuwenQ]

Fish become extinct again.

I wish for Cream of Chicken Soup.

You get Cream of Chicken soup.
Except the chickens have avian influenza.

I wish for a fish on my dish.

 

[kkenny]

You get an alive fish on your dish.

I wish I had some crackers.

 

[Smith6612]

You get crackers but they are all crumbs.

I wish I wasn't bored right now.

 

[QuwenQ]

Granted, you're dead.

I wish for a fish on my dish.

 

[kkenny]

Wish granted, except the fish was a piranha that was still alive.

I wish for non crumbly infested crackers.

 

[QuwenQ]

Granted, but after you eat them you realize you have herpes.

I wish for a fish on my dish.

 

[megaman4278]

Granted. The fish is live and is still flopping around. Soon it flips away from your plate and onto freedom.

I wish I made a better banner for my blog. :nuts: