Forum Game <Wish>

[Smith6612]

You do but it gets erased before you upload it.

I wish that we would have a thunderstorm right now.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, but your house gets set on fire.

I wish that I had 1000 posts.

 

[Socius]

Granted, but you get banned for fraud

I wish that trees are stupid

 

[Smith6612]

Trees are already stupid because they have no brains. They still remain though, but double in quantity.

I wish that we would have a massive thunderstorm right now.

 

[Starshine]

Trees are already stupid because they have no brains. They still remain though, but double in quantity.

I wish that we would have a massive thunderstorm right now.

Granted, but the storm is so great, it sounds like the fleet of US aircraft's just let go a sonic boom at the same time, leveling everything in a 100 mile radius.

I wish my workout wasn't so strenuous.

 

[Smith6612]

It becomes less strenuous but you become very lazy.

I wish that I could get myself up right now to get some food.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but the only thing you have in the house is cat food.

I wish that I could accelerate time.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, but because time is relative, it changes but makes no difference.

I wish that I was a super moderator!

 

[Smith6612]

You become a super moderator but you find the job to overwhelming to do and you are demoted.

I wish that it would warm up again outside.

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but factories have increased Global Warming so much that Earth becomes Venus Jr.

I wish I got rid of my boss, DeltaBurnt.

 

[Smith6612]

You do get to lose your boss, but you lose income for the rest of your life.

I wish that I would force myself to get The Orange Box and GMod 10.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but your PC only has 128MB RAM so you can't play it.

I wish for a piece of cake.

 

[Smith6612]

I eated the cake already.

I wish for me to make a better sig.

 

[Dahlriku]

Granted, but the sig is full of pokeman making it better in the eyes of a 8 year old.

I wish for AIDS.

 

[kkenny]

You got AIDS, but that came with 1289375913875 more STDs along with it.

I wish I had this allergy season over with.

 

[allinone]

season is over but ur still ill.
i wish i could own this x10hosting site

 

[Smith6612]

Corey refuses to give up this site as he's making big cash off of it

I wish that it would warm up again.

 

[Dahlriku]

Granted, but by it I referance it to your pet rock.

I wish to divide by 0.

 

[Smith6612]

You cause Earth along with the rest of the universe to implode

I wish that I had a wish.

 

[Dahlriku]

Granted, but what ever you wish for is made out of salt.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener.