Forum Game <Wish>

[Smith6612]

People use those symbols but those become more offensive.

I wish that I had more Fruit Loops!

 

[DeadBattery]

You get more but you die from how much sugar there is in it. (Which is a lot)
I wish people got paid in Euros, not dollars in the US.
Then everyone would be richer.

 

[LHVWB]

The USA are about to adopt the euro, when some realises that the USA isn't in europe, and therefore can't have the euro.

I wish that interest rates weren't on the rise in Australia.

 

[Smith6612]

Unfortunately they keep rising.

I wish that game servers stayed full with non-AFK people all day all night.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Because I don't know what AFK means, wish not granted.

I wish that my assignment was finished.

 

[DeadBattery]

Your assignment is finished, but now you have to write a 100 page single spaced essay. :biggrin:
I wish the elections would stop now before they drive me insane.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish could be granted except that the system is designed to be dragged out.

I wish for world peace. :biggrin:

 

[warlordste]

the elections stop but you go insane any way

wish i had some chips
Edit:
you get world peace but everyone dies of boredom

wish i had some chips

 

[DeadBattery]

You now have chips but they turned stale after sitting in the closet for a decade.
I wish quick reply was on every forum.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, but unfortunately everyone can reply so quickly that people start spamming and everyone gets banned.

I wish that humans would stop trying to create order and get on with the chaos. :biggrin:

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but I hate chaos, so the wish is neutralised.

I wish that 15 April 2008 didn't exist.

 

[LHVWB]

Well as time is an abstract concept that day doesn't exsist within reality, unfortunately because you use time you will percieve that the 15 of April 2008 exsists.

I wish that the Australia Government would annex NZ, so that we can strip mine it for resources to sell to china when ours run out. :biggrin:

 

[Smith6612]

New Zealand is unfortunately nuked by China because China wanted to own that island as well.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[dWhite]

Granted, but I eat the cookie before it reaches you. NOM NOM NOM

I wish I had some yummy pie.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, but after eating the only yummy pie in the worl you go insane because you want more!!!

I wish that I had a better computer. :happysad:

 

[DeadBattery]

Wish granted but your computer lacks a motherboard.
I wish there was a auto-life mode to life.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, it automatically makes you die.

I wish for an oxygen atom.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish would be granted, except that oxygen travels around in pairs so you can't easily get a single atom.

I wish that there weren't so many different anions and cations to learn for chem.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but then they make up something else just as complex.

I wish for pi.

 

[Smith6612]

Pi due to it's nature is too big of a wish and can't be granted

I wish for nothing.