game: kill the above user

[alexandgruntz]

I kill ichwar by taking away all of his money, then blowing up his hard drives.

 

[the_site]

Rips alexandgruntz arm off and beats him with it

 

[ichwar]

I destroy all webhosts, so the_site goes down! :thefinger

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill ichwar by poking him with my middle finger.

 

[ichwar]

But of course, that has never killed anyone, so I survive. I do the same to alexwhogrunts and *surprised* he dies of it. *shocked*

 

[alexandgruntz]

But of course ichwar's post has irony, as that post causes a paradox. :biggrin: ichwar gets sucked into a black hole.

 

[Twinkie]

I trip alexandgruntz and he falls in the black hole too. You die of the thousands of side effects of your allergy medication before you are crushed into oblivion.

 

[ichwar]

but, I fly right through the black hole and come out the other side. I then send twinkie in on alexwhogrunts' heels.

 

[Twinkie]

But since ichwar just stated the blackhole is really a fake, I live and alexandgrunts is still dead because he had to live without a little dry eyes. Where is he now!

I beat ichwar senseless with his penguin.

 

[ichwar]

But then I come back to my senses and kill you with my new ipod touch.

 

[Twinkie]

But the mercury in the ipod leaks on your skin while you are beating me. I escape on my last thread of life while you are poisoned and dying.

 

[ichwar]

Actually, the mercury leaks onto you and kills you. I then send the ipod in for a replacement.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You explode for wanting to use an Apple product. :biggrin:

Meanwhile, I hide my non-Apple MP3 player so no one can use it as a weapon.

 

[ichwar]

But my electromagnetic finder finds your non-Apple mp3 player and bongs you over the head with it. Both you and the mp3 player shatter into millions of pieces.

 

[alexandgruntz]

My MP3 player is indestructible, so therefore ichwar is lying. I kill ichwar by breaking his a, l, e, x, n, d, g, r, u, t, z, w, h and o keys.

 

[Twinkie]

But I always carry a spare keyboard with me at all times! I break it on your head, like in the movie Wanted (slow-mo and all).

 

[ichwar]

I then pull out my bayonet that I always carry with me and behead you.

 

[Twinkie]

Are you serious? I will make sure not to jump you in the future.

I mail you a haunted movie which you watch, and then get killed in seven days (the ring).

 

[zen-r]

(This is actually what ichwar carries with him at all times) :

 

[ichwar]

Actually now I carry around my iPod touch with me, so maybe you do want to jump me if you want one real bad!

EDIT: I'm posting this from my iPod :thefinger