game: kill the above user

[ichwar]

But I escaped with you out of the universe unobserved, and then I hurtle you back into the universe where you die of the remaining fallout.

 

[zen-r]

But the nuked universe created a new, mirror image universe - where you are all dead, & I am the master of all I survey.

 

[ichwar]

But if you're alive, I become alive too, since my mission in life is now to either kill you, ban you, or feed you to the vending machine. And so I feed you to the vending machine and the vending machine chews you up into little shreds. YUM!

 

[zen-r]

Luckily my little pieces fall back into the vending machine, which reassembles me & ejects me as good as new.

Somewhat annoyed by your murderous behaviour, I say nothing & simply ;

ichwar >>

<< zen-r

 

[ichwar]

But, as you can tell in that figure, I just stick out my tongue at you and sleep through the whole thing. When you finally get totally tired out, I leisurely get up and grab that thing you were wielding and bash your skull in with it. DEAD!

 

[zen-r]

My skull pops out again. ALIVE!

I tell ichwar that we're going to play soccer, put him goal, then fire exocet missiles at him.

Fortunately for mankind, they strike their target, & ichwar is no more.

 

[ichwar]

But after riping for less than an hour, I come back to life and do the same with you.

There! Hopefully you'll stay dead for longer than I did.....

 

[zen-r]

How exactly did you come back to life?

 

[ichwar]

Ummm, I don't know. I was dead when it happened so I couldn't tell. :biggrin:
You're still dead.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You're all dead because I said so.

 

[ichwar]

OK, you're dead because I said so, and I'm alive because I said so!

 

[zen-r]

I'm still dead.

Ichwar is filled with remorse, because now he can't kill me any more!

 

[ichwar]

But of course, after a few days, the remorse dies away. I'm still fine and well!

 

[zen-r]

(Enjoy your solitude!)

 

[ichwar]

I sure will! I'll bash your head in every 5 minutes just to make sure you don't ever come back to life.

 

[Smith6612]

I kill ichwar with an energy staff and then a Spartan Laser Cannon, then with a Naquidrah bomb and lastly an overloaded ZPM :biggrin:

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill Smith6612 by becoming a ninja.

 

[ichwar]

I kill alexwhogrunts by bouncing making him look like me so that smith actually killed him, not me!

 

[xazzzi]

I kill ichwar by instaling on his computer Windows 3.11 ! ichwar now looks like :eek4: !

 

[ichwar]

unfortunately, that doesn't kill me as I simply wipe my disk and restore my current installation from a backup disk. So, I'm still alive. I kill xazzzi by adzeing him.