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ichwar

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Oh, no, you were the one lying, so you're the one dead.
 

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but since you're accusing me of being a liar, that makes you a liar so you're dead!
 

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I've lost the plot here as to who's dead, who's lying, & as to why exactly that makes a person dead.

So I'm just going to shoot the lot of you..... through the head...... 10 times each...... with big bullets.

(No doubt, ichwar's next post will back-track with some nonsense like "but I ducked just before you fired at me so you missed"). :lol:
 

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Wow, thanks for the idea. So yeah, I ducked, and the bullets bounced off a stone wall behind me and all went back through zener's head. DEAD.
 

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So what part of "shoot the lot of you..... through the head...... 10 times each...... with big bullets." didn't you understand?
 

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I don't have any lot in me. I am just me. :biggrin: So I ducked... You know the rest.
 

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Playing on words, eh? (that's my old stand-by too. Hehe).

Ok then. The bullets went through zener's head. The head in question was the head of a rat that I was holding in my hand. I was fine. As you pointed out, it was dead.

Zen-r kills ichwar with deadly poison & cremates his body till nothing is left.
 

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But my spirit still exists and grows a new body, and then I bury zener in the core of the earth. DEAD.
 

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zen-r watched as ichwar buried zener.

Lava spews out of Earths core & ichwar is pushed into it by zen-r.

ichwar incinerated.

zen-r escapes lava in hot air balloon.

(something tells me that choice of transport may be a mistake ;) ).
 
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exactly, your hot air soon gives out and because there is no wind, you come right back down and get buried in the lava. Since no one is alive, that automatically brings me to life again since someone has to be alive.
 

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I shoot you dead, then become immortal due to a genie appearing and granting me three wishes. :biggrin:
 

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I take my Genie costume off and promptly shoot you in the head with a rocket launcher ten times.
 

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But I sneak up behind you and bash you on the head till your skull and brain are just crumbs and slosh for using zener's methods.
 

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Since ichwar killed lemon-tree, I was never dead and promply shoot him dead. This creates a paradox, so we all explode and die. The end. :biggrin:
 

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One Trillion years on.......

Here we all are again!

Now, what can I do this fine & sunny morning? I've had my breakfast so.........hmmmmm.....

......Ah yes, lets start a killing spree!!......slams alexandgruntz's head in door till it gets squelchy.
 

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...What's going on this fine morning?...

Oh my, my odd neighbor across the street has gone mad!

...calls, the police...

Police come and shoot zener through the head, although too late to save alexwhogrunts' live.
 

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I have alexandgruntz neutered to try & cure his aggressive behaviour (hehe).

But next day he gets run over by a car.

Then he gets scraped up & eaten by someone who likes road-kill.
 

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Of course, once alexwhogrunts is gone, my face promptly grows back again.
I then promptly kill zener.
 
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