game: kill the above user

[ichwar]

I kill zen-r by tying him to a flaming alexwhogrunts.

Now why in the world didn't you kill me?

 

[adamparkzer]

I kill ichwar twice by making a clone of him and bashing the two clones together.

There, I killed you twice, once on zen-r's behalf.

 

[ichwar]

I kill adamparkzer by confusing him with his pet ape so that by accident he gets put into the zoo and fed nasty stuff instead of the ape.

 

[adamparkzer]

I kill ichwar by disguising him as myself and myself as him so the zookeeper wonders why Parkzer is outside the cage and ichwar is inside. The zookeeper switches the two, I become free, and ichwar can eat "nasty stuff."

 

[ichwar]

I kill adamparkzer by then undisguiseing myself so that the zoo keeper sees the fraud and has the police catch you and lock you up again to eat nasty stuff while I go free.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill ichwar with the zoo's escaped lion.

 

[zen-r]

I kill alexandgruntz by tying him to a railway track & watching the train in his avatar run over him.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill zen-r with my teleporting gadget which I had purchased the previous day. I replace myself with zen-r, then the train in my avatar with a DXR, the most powerful locomotive in New Zealand.

Squish.

 

[adamparkzer]

I kill alexandgruntz with the remains of my fingernail clippings from when I cut my nails earlier this morning.

 

[zen-r]

I kill adamparkzer with his fingernail clippers......

.....it may take a long time to nibble away at him bit by bit.........



.......but I'll get there eventually.......





.......DEAD!

 

[adamparkzer]

I kill zen-r with the blood that's endlessly gushing out while he attempts to kill me with fingernail clippers. It'll obviously create a flood, and zen-r will be washed away in a stream of blood hundreds of times the mass of my body. (Where all that blood came from, I don't know)

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill adamparkzer with my mind.

 

[zen-r]

Isn't that too small to do any real damage?!! :biggrin:

I kill alexandgruntz by making him swallow a monster-truck inflatable tyre, & then inflating it, & him, to 400 PSI.

Messy!

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill zen-r with his mind. :biggrin:

 

[zen-r]

(didn't work - I lost my mind years ago! :biggrin: )

I kill alexandgruntz by repeatedly stabbing him with a knife in the shower (Psycho style) - then plead insanity & get let off by the judge, with a warning!

 

[adamparkzer]

I kill zen-r with the judge's spleen.

 

[ichwar]

I kill adamparkzer with another one of zen-r's deadly

I kill alexandgruntz by making him swallow a monster-truck inflatable tyre, & then inflating it, & him, to 400 PSI.

:biggrin:

 

[adamparkzer]

I kill ichwar with the tail of the Y in "tyre" that isn't supposed to be there (and should be substituted with an "i," for zen-r's reference).

-.-

 

[ichwar]

I kill adamparkzer with cydia.

 

[adamparkzer]

I kill ichwar with a question: "What's cydia?"