game: kill the above user

[adamparkzer]

I kill alexandgruntz with the "dangerous goods" label.

 

[zen-r]

I kill adamparkzer by using the annoying glue left behind after removing the label, to seal his mouth closed.

He dies of thirst

 

[adamparkzer]

I kill zen-r by drowning him in the acetone I used to unseal my mouth.

 

[zen-r]

I kill adamparkzer with embarrassment, by pointing out that he probably already had a large supply of acetone to hand, to use as his nail polish remover.

 

[adamparkzer]

I kill zen-r with my prettily painted nails.

 

[zen-r]

I defend myself against adamparkzer's nails, with his previously-used nail clippers.

I then hire him as a partner in my knife throwing act.


Unfortunately, I'm not very good & I accidentally (NOT!!) hit him between the eyes with 9 of my 10 knives. :biggrin:

 

[adamparkzer]

But I'm not dead yet.

Before falling to the floor in death, I pull out all nine knives from between my eyes and throw them all at zen-r.

Zen-r dies with me.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You two are clearly mentally unstable, so I knock over all the stage props, crushing both your remains.

 

[zen-r]

Fortunately, the magician steps on stage, & brings me back to life.

I send alexandgruntz up to do the high-wire act. While he is giving us an impressive performance, I send 50KV down the wire & he is fried.

 

[ichwar]

When the 50KV passed from the wire through alexandgrunts it then went through zen-r (who was standing directly underneath) to reach the ground. Zen-r's fried too and I didn't even have to make an effort!

 

[adamparkzer]

Ichwar wasn't paying attention to the killer whale behind him because he was too interested watching zen-r dying, he he got eaten. Luckily, I wasn't affected because I was standing in an indestructable glass orb.

 

[alexandgruntz]

adamparkzer wasn't watching above him, and it rains cats and dogs - literally. He is crushed and my charred remains are resurrected.

 

[ichwar]

But the cats and dogs are followed by real rain which quickly wash away alex's ashes. They get diluted in the pacific ocean and scattered all over the earth.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Unfortunately, ichwar didn't read that I was resurrected. He promptly explodes.

 

[zen-r]

I put alexandgruntz in an "accidentally" faulty hyperbaric chamber.

He promptly implodes. :biggrin:

 

[ichwar]

The falling rain of ichwar ashes land on zen-r and smother him!

 

[alexandgruntz]

The exploded remains of zen-r destroy ichwar's atoms forever.

 

[adamparkzer]

I kill alexandgruntz by releasing ztnurgdnaxela, his evil twin, from his cage.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill adamparkzer by changing my name, but not ztnurgdnaxela's. I then change adamparkzer's name to alexandgruntz, who is mauled by ztnurgdnaxela.

 

[zen-r]

alexandgruntz ->

<- zen-r



'nuf said.