game: kill the above user

[alexandgruntz]

I kill adamparkzer with the bird downstairs.

 

[adamparkzer]

I kill alexandgruntz by connecting his brain's senses to the bird's, then killing the bird.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill adamparkzer by cutting his head off, then chopping that in half to get a cross section of his brain. I then go on to win a Nobel Prize for medical science.

 

[zen-r]

I kill alexandgruntz by not posting here for a week & thus causing widespread panic & fear which results in his trampling to death underfoot in the stampede.

 

[adamparkzer]

I kill zen-r by placing him in front of the stampede that trampled alexandgruntz.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill adamparkzer by swapping places with him just before the stampede tramples me.

 

[ichwar]

I kill alex by tying him to adamparkzer.

 

[zen-r]

I kill ichwar by throwing his beloved iPod between 2 colliding icebergs, & watching him jump in after it.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill zen-r by pushing him off the iceberg.

 

[ichwar]

I kill alex by shooting him with a taser just as he shoves zen-r, so that he grabs zen-r and can't let go and they both go down together.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill ichwar by running him down with DCP 4818, which is now in KiwiRail livery.

 

[smithee]

I kill alexandgruntz by sabotaging the railway lines in front of the DCP 4818, hence de-railing it with him inside.

 

[ichwar]

I kill smithee by tying him to the sabotaged section of the track so he gets run over as the train de-rails.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill ichwar by tying him to the track, which DXR 8022 then crosses.

 

[moiety]

I kill everybody above by nuking them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[ichwar]

The nuke hits me but bounces of harmlessly, and goes back and nukes you!

 

[alexandgruntz]

The nuke has a huge range, such that it nukes both moiety and ichwar, but misses me.

 

[ichwar]

but the fallout travels faster than you, so it eventually overtakes you and it kills you.

 

[alexandgruntz]

ichwar didn't read carefully, so dies.

 

[ichwar]

alexwhogrunts doesn't have a good enough imagination, so he dies.