game: kill the above user

[smithee]

Ichwar's imagination is too wild, and believes everything he imagines. He jumps off a cliff, flapping his wings and wanting to fly... but suddenly he realises that penguins can't fly. He falls to his death. :biggrin:

 

[ichwar]

But I land in the water, SPLASH! I swim back to shore...

Smithee sees I survive and so he tries it too, but he lands on the tip of an iceberg that's floating beneath. OOOPS!

 

[alexandgruntz]

ichwar was pulled onto the iceberg as smithee falls. Both of them were rescued - by the Titanic.

 

[ichwar]

lol,
But with our hurculean strength, we pull the titanic back up out of the water, bail out all the water, jam some ice into the hole to patch it, and (after ploughing right through you where you were sitting in your little row boat a ways off to watch the fun) we sail home.

 

[alexandgruntz]

ichwar's dream never came true, so he's still under.

 

[smithee]

alexandgruntz was sitting in his rowing boat fishing, and manages to catch a shark, who chews him up and the boat

 

[ichwar]

The shark was me in disguise. I then go and chew up smithee.

 

[alexandgruntz]

ichwar was me in disguise :biggrin: I go and shoot the real ichwar.

 

[ichwar]

but I was just alex in disguise. so alex shoots himself.

 

[smithee]

Now I'm getting confused... so I shoot you both :biggrin:

 

[ichwar]

But I am actually just you dressed up as me, so you shoot alex and yourself. I survive!

 

[alexandgruntz]

ichwar wakes up from his good dream to find me pointing a gun in his face. I pull the trigger and BOOM he's gone.

 

[ichwar]

The impact of the firing the overcharged blank knocked alex over and out, which is why he thought I was gone. I pull out my knife and slit his throat.

 

[smithee]

whilst you slit alex's throat, I creep up behind you and judo-chop ya (even though I do Tae Kwon Do ), knocking you unconscious. I then get your knife, cut of your lungs, and sell them on the black market.

 

[ichwar]

My ghost buys them off of the black market and puts me back together and then reenters me. I'm alive. I murder you in the dead of night and sell your entire body, (including your ghost) piecemeal on the dog food market!

 

[harpert]

everyone explodes. i win.

 

[smithee]

What harpert didn't realise is that he said "everyone", so that will include him! And I'm already dead so I don't explode, the ghost of me escapes from the black market, and gets the bits of everyone to create a new me... who looks exactly the same as the old one :biggrin:

 

[ichwar]

But even though it looks the same, it's not the same because the brain is different. So you don't remember everything that happened before you died. So you trustingly walk up to me to ask directions and I blow your brains out!

 

[alexandgruntz]

Except for me, everyone explodes and their ghosts disappear. I win. :biggrin:

 

[ichwar]

My anti ghost recreates my ghost and my ghost recreates me. My anti ghost destroys your ghost thus killing you.