game: kill the above user

[mattura]

DefecTalisman gets covered in alexandgruntz's acidic goo, and dissolves away into nothing

 

[alexandgruntz]

mattura gets licked to death by a puppy.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I roll "alexandgruntz" in a massive tobacco leaf and smoke him.

 

[alexandgruntz]

DefecTalisman is killed by not knowing the facts.

 

[fractalfeline]

alexandgruntz suffers from information overload due to knowing his facts, and his head explodes into a fine mist.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I kill "alexandgruntz" out of distress from being wrong
Edit:
As I was to slow on the kill of "alexandgruntz", I kill "fractalfeline" for getting in there before me.

 

[alexandgruntz]

DefecTalisman suddenly just disappears. Everyone is confused by this and die of shock, except me, as I was testing my invisibility rug.

 

[fractalfeline]

I reappear from a portal from an alternate dimension and throw in alexandgruntz before the portal closes!

 

[DefecTalisman]

fractalfeline's *.co.cc domain doesn't work and they have a heart attack

 

[mattura]

DefecTalisman's heart happened to be exactly in synch, and also stops beating

 

[DefecTalisman]

Thank goodness I have no need for a heart as I am as cold as stone right now

In my manic depression I go on a killing spree and kill everyone

 

[alexandgruntz]

Except me, who was hiding on the Moon. I throw a very large rock and it hits you on the head (as a pebble), which kills you.

 

[DefecTalisman]

As the moon rock was falling from space it picks up some alien DNA, so when it enters my brain the DNA takes over my body. Funnily enough I now have no conscious. So killing comes easy. Using my newly found alien telepathy I radio to my alien friends out there to destroy the moon. In a couple of seconds a few alien destroyers warp in and launch a full scale attack at "alexandgruntz" (and the moon). As the dust and little bits of "alexandgruntz" settle...

 

[alexandgruntz]

...and then reform themselves into a giant monster, which crush DefecTalisman.

 

[DefecTalisman]

Whilst "alexandgruntz" sleeps, I drill a hole in each of his temples, using a funnel I pour HTH(clorine) in one hole and brake fluid in the other, when he wakes up and shakes his head cause it hurts so much the chemicals mix with a violent reaction. His head slowly fills with chlorine gas and then poof, its gone.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I never sleep, so you accidently inflict that damage on yourself.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I am falling asleep right at the keyboard. So out of pure laziness I click the insta-kill button and waste you.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I wake up from my nightmare to find you at the edge of a cliff. You fall and die. The end.

 

[like2program]

alexandgruntz was just a figment of my imagination. I wake up and he dies.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I end like2program's life by deleting him from existance.