game: kill the above user

[mattura]

All DefecTalisman's base are belong to us!!!
And that is the end...

 

[alexandgruntz]

You try to eat the Windows 7 Whopper, but it gets stuck in your throat and you choke to death.

 

[DefecTalisman]

They have a windows 7 burger ?

I kill you for making me google the seven patty burger

 

[Tariqul Islam]

hey guys what you are doing here?

 

[DefecTalisman]

Killing each other, I kill you for asking such a silly question as it says what we are doing in the thread title

 

[mattura]

I kill you until you die from it

 

[fractalfeline]

Mattura's puppy suddenly goes for his throat! Blood spews everywhere as Mattura collapses in a pool of his own fluids.

Good dog

 

[alexandgruntz]

fractalfeline was too close to Mattura and also drowned in body fluids.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I snipe alexandgruntz from 2km away just like Hitman !

 

[kalanac]

Seeing the glint of DefecTalismans sniper lens, with my own sniper rifle, from across the road, I snipe him right down his lens and through his eye.

 

[DefecTalisman]

As my reactions are super intune, as I see the bullet leave your gun I let one off killing you only split seconds after I die.

 

[achilleasgr]

The real hitman takes notice he's been copied by noobs and comes to kill you

 

[like2program]

I throw noobs at you, you get killed in the crossfire.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You fall into the crossfire and die.

 

[DefecTalisman]

People are just being killed all over the place, I run and hide !

 

[alexandgruntz]

And you fall into a hole and die.

 

[mattura]

a snake bites you in the face and you die!

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die from trying to write out a googolplex.

 

[fractalfeline]

The clerk angels in Heaven, having realized that alexandgruntz has been killed multiple times in their records, and yet noting that he is somehow still alive, and continuing to massacre senselessly, have finally resolved to go kill alexandgruntz once and for all, in order to set their records straight, and to avoid the embarassment of their error being found out by The Almighty Himself.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Dream on fractalfeline. You die in a massive flood.