game: kill the above user

[fractalfeline]

I throw my non-existent penis right in your eye, where it explodes your mind in a puff of anti-logic.

 

[DefecTalisman]

lol, don't you mean your under developed penis ? In which case why would you be sticking it my eye, there are better places you know

So logically I offset your anti-login with logic and ffup you are gone

 

[tendaga]

I kill Smith6612 by convincing him that he no longer exists.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I kill you for not killing me

 

[achilleasgr]

I kill you because you are too weird for the human kind.

 

[kalanac]

I kill achilleasgr with a description of how I killed him.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill kalanac by making every second letter b instead of a.

 

[DefecTalisman]

lol, I kill you for being a mass murderer and taking out a good portion of the x10hosting comunity.

 

[achilleasgr]

I kill you to bury the story of alexandgruntz, being a mass murderer that freely wondered our precious forums.

 

[DefecTalisman]

lol.
Due to my fore thought I mailed a package with convincing evidence of alexandgruntz killing spree to a friend. You know one of those friends that you only know 'cause its saffer than not. When he finds out you took me out he feindishly plots your demise. As I am dead and gone I acctually don't know how he offed you.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill you by taking out every f in everyone's username.

 

[fractalfeline]

I kill alex first. I might kill gruntz later.

 

[DefecTalisman]

Seeing as I am now DeecTalisman, I kill you cause I can't even pronouce my new nickname :s

 

[kalanac]

Having avoided the astounding F stealing virus, by having no F's to begin with, I kill DeecTalisman by rhyming him with Leek Ombudsman

 

[mattura]

I kill you by forcing a new, resistant, antiviral F somewhere the sun don't shine...

 

[DefecTalisman]

F'n virus, kills no one but me Due to this I have to take blood samples from you all (with the same needle), in doing this I cross contaminate your bloods and a new super virus is formed It hunts out people without the F in thier names. Upon finding a target, the virus force's F's on the host. F's all over the F'n place. So mattura is turned into fmaftafrfu.

 

[fractalfeline]

This thread has taken a turn for the horrendously absurd.

Having been infected with the F'n virus, and since I'm now a frafftaflfefflifne, I go and bite DefecTalisman. He's now Fdefefcftalifsmafn.

Insert zombie movie drama here.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I rename myself to pcuser42, then take out every letter except e, p, s, u, r, c and every number except 2 and 4. Everyone else dies.

 

[DefecTalisman]

Due to my dyslexic immunity, I can't be hurt by the missing letters 'cause I get them all messed up anyways.
In true Halo style I tag you with a plasma grenade and jump over your head, landing behind some barrels I turn jusst in time to see that lovely blue explosion and your dead body being flung rag doll style across the arena.

 

[kalanac]

The sky box falls on you and squashes you flat.