game: kill the above user

[alexandgruntz]

Typing that made you break a blood vessel and you die from internal bleeding.

 

[mattura]

You diagnose yourself with depression, and commit suicide

 

[DefecTalisman]

You get burried under a mass of snow, go into shock and then peg.

 

[risket]

As you walk away you step on a banana peel. It makes a gross squishing sound and you get banana on your shoes so you wipe it off in the grass of a mental institution where the groundskeeper yells at you and chases you with a spatula he keeps handy in his back pocket. You run around the corner where a pack of wild wolves are sleeping peacefully. You bump into a garbage can and the wolves wake up. The leader gives you a dirty look and says, "Can you please keep it down? We just had waffles." You turn the corner and a dinosaur that escaped from a nearby laboratory asks you if you have any change for the bus so he can make it to his nieces' dance recital. You remind him he was just a science experiment and he cries because he's 65 million years late for his nieces' dance recital and she's going to be pissed. He hugs you but his claw accidentally scratches your arm. You put a band-aid on it. You walk away and hide under a bridge where a troll pops out with a machine gun. He asks you if you have any gum. You say no. He says, something in Arabic. You decide to teleport to Egypt where a mummy comes back to life and pokes you in the ear lobe. You say, "Eff Egypt!" And you ride a flying gondola to the Zeta Reticuli star system where an alien introduces you to some pretty snazzy dance music. He teaches you some new moves but you suddenly get tired. Your arm itches. You remove the band-aid from the dinosaur scratch earlier and realize it is infected. The alien thinks it smells and leaves you.

You die from 65 million year old bacteria on an alien planet and an alien steals your pants after you've died.

They don't fit him so he burns them.

Your pants' life had no meaning.

The wolves miss you and built you a shrine in an alley way. Complete with waffles.

 

[Mr. DOS]

I hire an Arabian assassin to kill you in your sleep because that was just too awesome.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die of boredom.

 

[fractalfeline]

An alley cat bites you. You get rabies and die. But in-between you manage to infect a few people and some random animals, as well as function as entertainment for some local hillbillies with shotguns.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die after being crushed by five million presents. Merry Christmas.

 

[DefecTalisman]

Silly non flame redardent trees, your tree catchs on fire burning your house down and taking all your ahppy memories with it.

 

[mattura]

Father Christmas, on his way round, drops a bicycle from the sky, landing on your head, slipping over your neck and pinning you to the ground, where you lie stuck until savage wolves eat you alive.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You turn into Hans Moleman

Death now comes naturally.

 

[mattura]

You annoy Death Himself, and he swipes you with his scythe...

 

[alexandgruntz]

He also hits you and you die.

 

[achilleasgr]

I pick up a minigun and kill anything alive, including you.

 

[mattura]

I get Al Capone on your a** and he goes at you like a two-timing-canary.

 

[DefecTalisman]

Yay, pink death comes your way

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a bear hug which crushes you.

 

[mattura]

I copy the bear and hug you to death (aww!)

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die because that puppy in your avatar gained weight then jumped on you.

 

[mattura]

More of a polar bear cub...but hey

You stare at your own avatar for such a long time that your brain starts to doubt what it is seeing, and you go crazy and put your head in an oven...