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tedcambron

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I use Chuck Norris and with one round house kick he eliminates half the planet.
 
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Then my decaying body oozes noxious substances which infect you and cause you to have fevers, fits and diarrhoea. Unfortunately you forget to take on enough water and die of dehydration
 

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Kicks what's left of you into the ocean. You drown and got ripped apart by the carnivores of the sea.
 
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Actually, the duck sacrificed itself to save me... so I kill you and your staple gun with my oversized potato, by it rolling over you until you are flat
 

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Fried the potato with my bunsen burner, set you on fire the same way. You die from heat and burnings.
 

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but as I am a phoenix, I rise from the ashes you carelessly didn't sweep up, and reincarnate only to peck you to death with my razor sharp beak. Plus I leave guano all over your body.
 

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but the explosion causes a large gas cloud which Eyjafjallajokulls, giving you a respiratory problem, leading you to hospital, where you contract a nasty MRSA bug and die a slow painful incontinent salty death. (Not sure why salty, just let it go).
 
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