A precher died and went to heven. He noticed that a New Yourk cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. He complained to Saint Peter. "I devoted my entire life to my cogregation" "Our policy here in Heven is to reward results." Saint Peter explained. "Now, was your congegationwell attuned to you wenever you gave a sermon?" "Well" the minister had to admit, "some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time." "Exactly" said Saint Peter. "And when people rode in this man's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they even prayed."