I didn't know google was a person, Google is every where though
Mail
Search
Shopping
videos
Soon to be operating system
images
Maps
And many more.
Google is the RIAA and the sites that let you get the MP3's illegally.
Google is the MPAA and the sites that let you get the movies illegally.
Google is every car designer in the world at the same time, and it advertises their rivals on their sites via AdSense.
Google is every company and its rivals.
Google is every hosting company and their #1 rival, x10hosting </@$$kiss>
Google is everyone (well, almost, not all of us show up on Google).
I guess one could say Google is a god of sorts. And since I fully believe God is a woman, Google's prolly Her new boy-toy
Hey, look at it this way. Not only can He tell her the places She can buy Her ring, He can let Her shop multiple sites for the best deals all at the same time!