Ninja v. Pirate!

[micahraney56]

I suppose Ninjas and Pirates have different ideas of fun.

Pirates drink, Ninjas do backflips. That sort of thing.

 

[lewisburton179]

Pirates: Rum, cannons, wenches, and swords. Ninjas ain't got anything

 

[micahraney56]

Pirates: Rum, cannons, wenches, and swords. Ninjas ain't got anything

Yeah. Sure. Ninjas have:

Better girls than Pirates do (and can sneak in on them whenever they want)

Katana swords, Kunai Knives and Shurikens (I would just use Uzis)

The fun ability of hanging upside down from anywhere (or climbing up to anywhere)

And Rum? What good is rum to the wine of victory (blood) splattered on your suit?

Pirates are confined to a boat for weeks on end. Ninjas can go anywhere, anytime.

You still wanna be a Pirate go to Somalia. Ton of 'em there. Maybe you will get an RPG.

 

[cybrax]

Surf Ninja
all I need now is a logo

 

[callumacrae]

This is a very silly topic

Ninjas all the way!

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?!
I was SHOCKED by this. You are insulting both Ninjas AND Pirates at the same time. I hope Ninja-Pirate-space zombies come and EAT this stupid post. Thanks to all who voted Ninjas.

Nice bump!

~Callum

 

[misson]

Batman is a ninja, not a pirate. QED.

Also, I give you the Miracle of Katanakka

 

[micahraney56]

This is a very silly topic

Nice bump!

~Callum

Sorry. When you hit a raw nerve, I break your virtual arm.

Also, Batman... wait, is Batman a ninja? I never thought of that...

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Awesome. Love the shamrocks.

Batman is a ninja, not a pirate. QED.

Also, I give you the Miracle of Katanakka

 

[misson]

Also, Batman... wait, is Batman a ninja? I never thought of that...

They both:

• Dress in black.
• Lurk in darkness.
• Are only heard or seen when wished to be heard or seen.
• Throw spinning blades (batarangs are just shurikens with a theme).
• Climb buildings with grappling hooks.
• Use ninjitsu.
• Are law unto themselves.
• Kick ass.
• Take names.
• Have real ultimate power.

In Japan, Batman is not only a ninja, but a baseball player.

I leave you with the Circle of Life, Bat-a-hang, Overpowered, 24 Hours of Batman and Law & Order: Gotham.

 

[micahraney56]

ok no need to cuss bro

 

[fractalfeline]

I'm rather partial to the idea of zombie clone ninja pirates. It sounds a lot like something the Tleilaxu would come up with.

 

[micahraney56]

a. What are the Tleilaxu?

b. That's dumb.

Ninjas won't work as zombies and pirates won't work in space, and neither would be good clones. They would kill each other.

 

[misson]

a. What are the Tleilaxu?

Where do you think face dancers come from, the Feed?

 

[micahraney56]

Forget it.

 

[fractalfeline]

a. What are the Tleilaxu?

b. That's dumb.

Ninjas won't work as zombies and pirates won't work in space, and neither would be good clones. They would kill each other.

a) http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tleilaxu
b) Not a Firefly fan then, either.

It's really simple. You find dead legendary ninjas, you take their cells, clone them. You employ them in a spaceship that robs other ships, and they use their leet ninja skills to invade and overpower the crew of the ship they're robbing.

 

[micahraney56]

Oh. That's really cool.

 

[htech]

Pirates are easily the best. Who else gets to surf the seas and loot other ships?

Super-epic-ness! Unlike ninja's who hide in corners and wait, pirates go around pwning

 

[FrozenTime]

Ninja's. All pirates have are their swords and hooks, while ninja's get to fling their ninja stars at them. I think they are also trained, while pirates are just there. Also I thought Crossfire was for serious discussions

 

[micahraney56]

In full agreement.

Has anyone thought of this like the difference between Republicans and Democrats?

 

[misson]

Ninja's.

Ninja's WHAT? Don't keep us in suspense, man!

All pirates have are their swords and hooks,

And axes and grappling hooks and pistols and muskets and cannons and blunderbusses and grenadoes and ...

To be fair, Ninjas had their own variety of weapons, just not any black-powder–based ballistic ones.

I think they are also trained, while pirates are just there.

Pirates were trained sailors, and many were also trained soldiers, defecting from the navy.

Also I thought Crossfire was for serious discussions

What about pirates v. ninjas isn't serious?

Has anyone thought of this like the difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Or Mac vs PC, or crunchy vs creamy, or emacs vs vi, or C++ vs C# vs Java vs Python vs Ruby vs Common Lisp vs Scheme vs ..., or which end of an egg to break. It's a holy war, for certain.

 

[micahraney56]

Ughh. What does it take to convince!?! Maybe I should just read a book.