I'm thinking that a link might make it easier. Otherwise I'm just going to complain about insurmountable accessibility issues.
Well, so much for the review. If your sense of humour doesn't extend that far and you're that defensive, then any critique that might be helpful isn't going to be well-received at all. You want "likes" not a review.
You also appear to be loading assets from a known malware website.
I would very much welcome a review.