Vending Machine (Game)

[ichwar]

You get a call from videoandaudio.co.uk asking why zen-r hasn't shown up for work in the past couple of days!

I insert your sharp sign into the vending machine and hope that it doesn't cut the machine all to pieces.

 

[ponypony]

the vending machine grumbles, then does nothing.

-inserts phone-

 

[ichwar]

you get some cut up phone shreds.
Edit:
I insert ponypony

 

[Twinkie]

You get two my little pony dolls.

I insert a ban.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get banned.

I insert swine flu.

 

[ichwar]

You get swine flu!

I insert wifi.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get Ethernet.

I insert Oliver Twist.

 

[ichwar]

You get your pocket picked!

I insert Samuel Clemens.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get some guy.

I insert the scary washing machine which sold for $5160.

 

[ichwar]

You get ripped off!

I insert Mark Twain. btw, you ought too know who Samuel Clemens is, Alex...

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get an author, specifically Roald Dahl.

I insert Wikipedia! :biggrin:

 

[zen-r]

You get vended some drinks which could contain anything, you really don't know where they came from.

I insert some helium.

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Hehe, I like the back peddling you're doing now. I don't care what reason you say you typed that for. It's a blatant miss-spelling and that's what counts.

I'm not sure...
I guess someone who say their smart but really isn't.

I kill alexwhogrunts with twinkie's greif.

Banned because I spent all my early morning hors setting up my ipod.

 

[alexandgruntz]

The vending machine floats away. Silly you.

I win Lotto, buy a new vending machine and insert gold.

 

[Twinkie]

You get the gold back minus the transaction fee.

I insert a 64-bit OS.

 

[ichwar]

You get a 64-bit processor!

I insert a sign-edge duller.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You cut your fingers.

I insert Einstein.

 

[zen-r]

You get A Stone (translation).

I insert zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
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Hehe, I like the back peddling you're doing now. I don't care what reason you say you typed that for. It's a blatant miss-spelling and that's what counts.

I'm not sure...
I guess someone who say their smart but really isn't.

I kill alexwhogrunts with twinkie's greif.

Banned because I spent all my early morning hors setting up my ipod.

 

[ichwar]

You get

I insert a zen-r fixer.

 

[zen-r]

You get a "Error. This User is Beyond Repair" message.

I insert this dictionary ;

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get my annoying brother! :biggrin:

I insert the new phone I'm only $50 away from.