Vending Machine (Game)

[dito7967]

YOU BLEW 'IT' UP! GOD DAMN YOU!!! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! (Achievement Unlocked: Blowing up the moon)

I insert a used shotgun shell

 

[Smith6612]

You died.

I insert a flux capacitor!

 

[dito7967]

You get killed by a 5000000000000000000000000000 page essay about space/time.

I insert nothing.

 

[mattura]

You get a weird sense of self loathing...

I insert my hair

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get an affro.

I insert a spelling mistake.

 

[mattura]

You get Spelly!

I insert a wave

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get physics.

I insert LEGO.

 

[Smith6612]

You get LEGO Indiana Jones.

I insert the awesome Lego World Records!

 

[mattura]

You get a pint of Guinness!

I insert a Duplo figurine

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get huge LEGO blocks.

I insert the Farmers Santa Parade train timetable.

 

[smithee]

You get a single ticket to ride the Polar Express

I insert a black hole

 

[alexandgruntz]

You disappear.

I insert a bus.

 

[mattura]

You get run over by said bus (oops, this is not the kill the above user thread...ah well!)

I insert the Count to 1 Million thread

 

[Mr. DOS]

The vending machine crashes after 32767.

I insert a counterfeit quarter.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

It spits it back at you as it doesn't accept fake money.

I insert a real NZ$20 note.

 

[Mr. DOS]

It spits it back at you as it doesn't seem to like New Zealanders.

I insert a ridiculously long string of Java code.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[fractalfeline]

You get a cup of expresso.

I insert a CD with classic Polka hits.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get polka dots.

I insert an empty DVD case.

 

[Mr. DOS]

You get a DVD purporting to contain Uwe Boll's good movies.

I insert a handful of PC-133 SD-RAM.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a handful of DDR3 RAM.

I insert this:

Note what's not on the other side.