Vending Machine (Game)

[mattura]

You get Gary Neville having an orgasm commentating on Torres' winning goal Chelsea/Barcelona (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Njjay1h5Ew&sns=fb) lol

I insert Fernando Torres

 

[essellar]

You get a pack of Wrigley's Spearmint and Wayne Rooney in change. (/me ducks)

I insert the lamented internet ghost of _why (the lucky stiff).

 

[mattura]

You get a brilliant cut ruby.

I insert a lab-on-a-chip

 

[essellar]

You get a frosty can of your favorite cold beverage and a list of 42 incontrovertible reasons why you shouldn't drink it.

(That _why reply was masterful, by the way.)

I insert a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying "This Is a Large Crisis".

 

[tday.tk87]

You blew up your snack that you were trying to get out.

I insert a piece of chewed gum.

 

[mattura]

You get frozen, then whacked into pieces with a mallet

I insert thebacon

[XKCD]

 

[fcoruizrod12]

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