I got really bored and made a server status and server load script.
<?php
// Server Info
$name = "";
$ip = "";
// Ports
$http = "80";
$mysql = "3306";
$exim = "25";
$cpanel = "2082";
$ftp = "21";
$dns = "53";
// Checks The Server
$chhttp = @fsockopen(server($ip), $http, $errno, $errstr, 20)...