game: kill the above user

[mattura]

You demonstrate Spontaneous Human Combustion

 

[alexandgruntz]

You demonstrate what happens when petrol is set fire on a person.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I stuff you like a turkey and stick you in the oven.

 

[Mr. DOS]

I drop the oven on your head from two storeys up.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[letsrob]

*Goes back in time, poisons Mr.DOS's feeding bottle*

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill you by going back in time and killing both your parents before you were born.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I remove your suport structure(parents), you hit a downward spiral from there. After foster home, after foster home, you end up on the streets, eventually either the dirty needles or a overdose finishes you off.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Actually, I'm old enough to look after myself, so for a year, I stay at home, and when I turn 18, I buy the house. You die of shock.

 

[mattura]

But you become sexually active with a hepatitis-ridden whore... and you die

 

[DefecTalisman]

Is that a STD ? -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hepatitis

Did you not mean Herpes ?

Being a chronic alcoholic you get chronic Hepatitis and die of liver faliure.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You fall off a cliff and die.

 

[DefecTalisman]

no cliffs around here mate, unless you are talking about Cliff & Moghetta the bouncers ?

Seeing as we are on the subject, I set them on you. They beat you to a bloody pulp.

 

[smithee]

Anyone ever seen the first Naked Gun film? The "baddie" (forgot his name!) has this device that he can fasten onto anyone, press a button on a remote, and set them on a killing spree. Well I pinch that device, fasten a pair onto the bouncers, and set them to beat you whilst they chant "I must kill DefecTalisman".

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die of fright because the death of DefecTalisman was so violent.

 

[Mr. DOS]

I flip a switch to remotely drop a Heavy Lourde on your head.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[DefecTalisman]

You flipped the wrong switch and it falls on you.

 

[Mr. DOS]

After crushing me, it crashes through the floor and somehow lands on the highway, causing a 56-car pileup in which you were the only fatality.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

You are the next fatality after the 57th car piles up.

 

[fractalfeline]

You were flying a helicopter over the scene, and were so distracted by rubber-necking that you crashed into a skyscraper.

You survived the crash, only to hurdle down 57 stories before the helicopter splats on the ground.

You survive the fall somehow, and crawl out of the burning heap that was your helicopter.

The whole ordeal was so stressful that you popped an aneurysm in your brain and die shortly thereafter.

 

[DefecTalisman]

Typing that you broke a nail and die from the stress.