Vending Machine (Game)

[ichwar]

you get shocked

I insert a 128 bit os

 

[mavdude]

You get a poorly configured Acorn computer from the 1980s

I put in my right foot

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get the hokey-pokey.

I insert a blank DVD+RW.

 

[zen-r]

You get a Smurfs Greatest Hits DVD, & laughed at by your peer group.

I insert another blank DVD, with instructions to "give me something cool".

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get an ice cube.

I insert winter.

 

[zen-r]

You get colder drinks.

I insert summer.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get lemonade.

I insert May 30th.

 

[GG-Xtreme]

You get May 33rd.

I insert a Time Paradox.

 

[zen-r]

You don't now exist, so you get nothing.

I insert a time portal.

 

[federico_casares]

You get Michael Fox's biography.

I insert a screwdriver.

 

[zen-r]

You trigger the anti-tamper mechanism & set off the alarm.

I insert a noise-cancellation speaker system.

 

[astucity]

You get transported to a Rave somewhere in the Netherlands.
I insert a copy of gOS. (Google's operating system)

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a search engine.

I insert Auckland.

 

[GG-Xtreme]

You get some gibberish on a piece of paper.

I insert 1514 posts.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get 1515 fence posts.

I insert the vending machine.

 

[zen-r]

You get an inserting machine.

I insert a machine vendor.

 

[sabata]

You get a traveling machine vendor.

I insert in a blacksmith's anvil.

 

[zen-r]

You get a farrier.

I insert a horse.

 

[coolguy0210]

You get a 25 credits in the x10rewards.
I insert a keyboard.

 

[zen-r]

You get deducted 25 credits, & the vending machine then plays "Chopsticks" on your keyboard.

I insert an inflatable bouncy castle.